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I would kill for a solar flareProbably. I would say if reddit and Twitter were nuked it would be a step in the right direction.
My local weatherman's wife is brazenly cheating on him with a retired cop and everybody knows about it except him. It's hilarious.I don't think I've ever watched local news without cringing several times.
Your weatherman is Jim Florentine?My local weatherman's wife is brazenly cheating on him with a retired cop and everybody knows about it except him. It's hilarious.
It's worse than that. They're my dad's neighbours. The guy acts like he's hot shit because he's a fucking local weatherman on a news program that nobody watches. His wife is a crazy cunt and tells people about cheating on the guy at every opportunity. If you ask if they have an open relationship, she straight up says no, she's fucking around and he has no idea. The guy HAS to know and acts like he doesn't because he's a pussy or has a humiliation fetish or something. Either that or he's a retard.Your weatherman is Jim Florentine?
Your dad rules.It's worse than that. They're my dad's neighbours. The guy acts like he's hot shit because he's a fucking local weatherman on a news program that nobody watches. His wife is a crazy cunt and tells people about cheating on the guy at every opportunity. If you ask if they have an open relationship, she straight up says no, she's fucking around and he has no idea. The guy HAS to know and acts like he doesn't because he's a pussy or has a humiliation fetish or something. Either that or he's a retard.
The cop is a fucking faggot too. He throws tennis balls at cars that he thinks are driving too fast by his house. Someone smashed the mirrors off his truck one time and I'm pretty sure it was my dad because he threw a ball at my stepsister's car after he already told him it'll be a problem if he ever throws shit at anyone coming from his house.
My dad gets my niece off the school bus at that cop guy's house and the one time I saw him pitch the little bottom bit out of his coffee mug behind him right on the guy's shoes and neither of them acknowledged it. When they got to the house I was like "You dumped coffee on that guy's shoes, eh?" He was like "I do that every day. Fuck him." He hates him.
Are you living in Arlen?My local weatherman's wife is brazenly cheating on him with a retired cop and everybody knows about it except him. It's hilarious.
Nice soul, stupid.that McDonalds ad with Grimace's birthday is a palate cleanser for the sole
Ted Bundy could be watching that in hell, and be like "yeah- I don't feel like raping today
Yeah but he'd still feel like murdering.that McDonalds ad with Grimace's birthday is a palate cleanser for the sole
Ted Bundy could be watching that in hell, and be like "yeah- I don't feel like raping today
the automatic door at the convienant store doesn't open for meNice soul, stupid.
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