If Patrick had a real opportunity to cheat on Nikki would he do it?

[Saddam Hussein]

He wouldn’t get caught either

 

[Harry Powell]

Yes no question. Urulokid, Jess Phoenix, Anica, Anna Maltese, Flavia, take your pick.

 

[Brooke Shields]

IF he wouldn't get caught (she's his disability meal ticket)
AND IF it was with a woman who is also into pegging (he needs something he's into)

 

[Juschippinyababe]

He is already bottoming for rackdaddy. Homosexual polyamory is one of those "things" fatty and dyki are into. He gets his prostate rubbed from other dudes cocks and Nikki make carpet fires with her lesbian confidant

 

[Cuphead]

My nigga, He's made multiple attempts on Twitter

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He’d leave Nikki for Adrienne if she came back to him.

 

[JebJoh]

Would she even care at this point? It’d be like unloading a mortgage on some other sucker.

 

[Udders]

He would try, but we've seen the faucet.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Its not cheating if you’re in an open relationship

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

yeah and nikki wouldn't even give a care

 

[More Worser]

Its not cheating if you’re in an open relationship

with a lesbian

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Its not cheating if you’re in an open relationship

Yeah the only way Pat is cheating on Nikki is if she was a diet

 

[cardwell]

Which one of them could get the hotter side chick?

 

[guest]

Yes, especially if it's a biological man with a penis

 

[Random username]

Yes, especially if it's a biological man with a penis

Faggot. Beat me to it. Was going to say if its a tranny.

 

[Random username]

Can the kid and more worser get a room and fuck already?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

He doesn’t just go to these conventions to hand sell 3 books. He’s an alpha chad compared to the mutants at those things, I bet he’s banged a few fat broads who regretted it later.

 

[Will Tate]

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He’s an alpha chad compared to the mutants at those things

Is he?

He doesn’t just go to these conventions to hand sell 3 books

Doesn’t he?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Of course, he has a lizard brain. It’s like asking if a monitor lizard would feel bad for the offspring of a deer that it just ate alive.

He’d cheat on Niki in a second and wouldn’t even understand why she’s so upset.