If Nana died

[NortheastPhilly]

He shouldve died 10 years ago, he’d be really well regarded. Every year he continues to live he just embarrasses himself further so it wouldnt be a sad death

 

[Rink Lee Fa Ni]

Not really, the world would be a better place without that Long Island ghoul

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not "if", but "when". All things considered, and taking his current appearance, lifestyle and alcohol consumption into account, I figure he has approximately zero to five years left, tops. His head is all swollen, he has that creepy gray pallor, he's potato-shaped, he drinks non-stop and he's up all night screaming profanities. He'll be the first of the still-living O&A gang to go.

I wonder if Joe will start a benefit show for himself. Tweeting at Howard to be on it haha.

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

I'd honestly be way sadder about Joe.

 

[guest]

I'd be sad if Joe Cumia died. Kinda. It'd be like a clown dying. Very uncomfortable.

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

I'd be sad if Joe Cumia died. Kinda. It'd be like a clown dying. Very uncomfortable.

Ant dying would be like the evil villain finally being defeated in the end. Joe dying is like when the oafish henchman gives his life to save the captured heroes instead of obeying his ghoulish master.

 

[guest]

Still think Erock goes first. He’s huge.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

I think I want Anthony to go first, although ideally not till he spends a couple of years deserted, lonely and cut off from all he knows in the middle of nowhere, SC. He's going to hate it down there.

Joe's probably waiting on Anth to drop as whatever is left behind will fund the remainer of his own life. Joe's cut off, bitter and broke nowadays and he has history for gold-digging following a relatives death. He was selling off his own uncles guitars literally days (was it even 48 hours?) after his death. We also saw the contempt Joe has for Anthony in his sockpuppet accounts during the Reddit days too. There's a lot of jealousy there.

The lulz wont be far away now as both have failing health. Anthony's already had one heart attack and he has physically deteriated massively these past 8 years, he's probably a lot closer to meeting the Grim Reaper than most realize.

Will I feel bad knowing what we do about them?

Nah. Fuck 'em.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Unless someone mentioned it in a Pat thread I probably wouldn't even notice for a week

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Joe would be posting on Facebook from the funeral home, blaming Biden for the cost of Nana's cheap clapboard casket.

I will say the fight over his scraps between him and Missy will be epic.

 

[guest]

2026 Nana (developing a bit of a southern 'twang', is still alive and well in Greenville)

"I say I say...Missy, Missy dear, honey-chile...Missy-boo! Where's that budweiser I sent for?"

Missy: Here

2 mins later Missy on her cell-phone: "He's drinking the beer laced with the voodoo potion, Le Marquis, how certain is it your concoction is fatal? I've done enough waiting for this ghoul's demise...I cant wait to elope to Haiti with you my love"

 

[Dennyislife]

He's already dead to me. Not really heard much from him since 2014.

 

[wbgreen]

Unless someone mentioned it in a Pat thread I probably wouldn't even notice for a week

C’mon. Anthony Cumia is such an important figure in broadcasting that surely you would see it in the news.

 

[CutesyMissy]

Joe and Dawn would pick apart Nana's apartment with no remorse, like in A Christmas Carol when Scrooge got a vision of what would happen after he died.

And do so in the least profitable fashion possible.

Ripping savagely from the premises the tupperware, furniture, electronics and wiring. Like the low-trash Long Island locusts they are.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

When the time comes, any and every news story will be prefaced with, “Disgraced former shock jock”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I will say the fight over his scraps between him and Missy will be epic.

And you KNOW that if he has a will at all, he left everything to his sister, which will send Joe into a complete tailspin.

 

[Fat little piggy]

I'm not sure if I'll be happy or sad but I do know that I will be reading that online obituary. I also think that Joe goes with in a year of Anth. His whole identity and life revolves around being Anthony from the Opie and Anthony show brother. It's like when one of a really old couple dies and the other one loses the will to live and dies within a couple of months.

 

[CruisinColin]

I want him alive and continuing to rot in front of a camera.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I hope somehow his name becomes something you use to describe a person who had the world in the palm of his hand, made millions a year, blew it all on a single foolish action and descends into obscurity. Like wow, that guy really pulled a Cumia or he really Cumia'ed his career.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Reminder that Anthony is literally a pedophile.