If Mewler Could Talk

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[RobertMewler]

This is so awesome!

We're on a similar wavelength because I was going to post a thread about how poor Mix gets abused and looks like he hates living with Pig:

But you created a masterpiece.

 

[guest]

This is so awesome!

We're on a similar wavelength because I was going to post a thread about how poor Mix gets abused and looks like he hates living with Pig:

But you created a masterpiece.

Thank you Mewler. Downloaded My Talking Pet and thought I'd give er a test.

 

[Clint Ruin]

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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him

 

[stealthygeek]

This kind of arm flab is acceptable after a few kids IMO, otherwise fucking gross lol.




@robinsonwriters, comment?

 

[Clint Ruin]

This kind of arm flab is acceptable after a few kids IMO, otherwise fucking gross lol.




@robinsonwrites, comment?

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I seriously would not fuck that pig if it were my last shot at getting laid before death

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Piles of blankets in one picture and an old broke ass looking fan in another. Can this mother fucker not afford heat or A/C?

Also, that fucking couch. Broke ass nigga

 

[Snake]

My ribs are approaching lightspeed past Jupiter's orbit, child.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Clearly.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"That would be a stlaker, hiding behind stolen pictures of my cat"

 

[guest]

Clearly.

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[Snake]

Clearly.

The couch isn't going to fart into itself, child.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Well that's finally destroyed my ribs. You'll be hearing from my lawyers you bastard.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

"We'll miss your little claws scampering across the floor."

You mean to tell me he let that thing wander around the house leaving its scales, piss, and shit everywhere? That couch is a disaster. I imagine there are multiple litter boxes filled with cat shit just off camera. And we all know about the cat piss floors. Oh and Nikki probably has her halitosis stinking up the room. The fucking squalor these two pigs live in makes me sick. Yankee Stadium bathrooms were less disgusting than the half hovel.

That being said I still do feel bad for Toothless, no animal deserves to be raped to death.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Argh I hate his fat, fucking toddler face so much. Those inhuman reptile eyes are so disturbing too. He's just offensive in every possible.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The way the lizard said 'Put me down, you fat. fucking. faggot!' sounded just like Eric the midget.

"Fred, if you push that button one more time, I'm gonna fly to New York and breakallyourFINGERSS!!!!"

 

[guest]

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Never before have I wanted to put on a pair of Blundstone's and toe punt another human's face so badly.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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He's into things...

 

[MonsterSteve]

He's into things...

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