If Joe gave up his rockstar dreams what job(s) do you think would be a good fit for him at his age? (Serious replies only)

[ミスタースパーコル]

petrol station

He'll sniff it.

 

[captainjapan]

Joe would sell his asshole to faggots by the dumpsters behind King Kullen.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I know other people like Joe. They believe they "can't" work for anyone else, like they have some inherent inability to subject themselves to the indignity of "not being their own boss". It's just sloth, and Peter Pan syndrome, but Joe would cause problems at any job with his refusal to obey rules, be on time and etc.

I could see him resort to the absolute lowest rung on the amateur guitar hobbyist ladder, and start giving guitar lessons to beginners, but he isn't personable enough, which would probably be a problem. Not to mention his overall slovenly appearance. Any suburban mom will be hesitant to pay that disgusting slob $75 to teach little Jayden how to strum Taylor Swift tunes, when far better options exist. He'd need to put in a little effort, clean himself up, buy some decent clothes, and drop the rock star attitude.

I would pay good money for a Solo Joe guitar lesson.

 

[UnPRePared]

Crash test dummy.

Ooonnnnccceeeee there was this qqquueeeeerrrrr whooooooo.

Forced his brother to uphold a childhood agreement.

And wheeeeennnnn his brother hit Big.

He. Made. The little brother keep hissss word.

Ant couldn't quite explain it, but paid him while all piiiiiiissy eyyyyyyyed.


Mmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmhhhmmmmmmmmm, mmmmhmmmmmhmmmmhmmmmmm.

 

[lowend73]

Joe is a lazy man

He could easily set up an Open Mic night for all the other Eric Clapton to plug in their 2k+ Telecaster.

Set up a tipping bucket, and you will leave with some cash. And still get to play

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I would pay good money for a Solo Joe guitar lesson.

Sure, you or I would greatly enjoy such a thing. But imagine some suburban mom from a halfway decent part of LI, who picks up a flyer at the local dago grocery store and hires Joe sight unseen to teach Tyler how to play that Jelly Roll song he likes. Joe comes waddling up to the door, dressed in tattered rags, and immediately starts trying to bait you into political arguments. I just can't see how it'd go very well for anyone.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Home Depot or Lowes just because he already looks like he works there.

No way he could be on his feet for 8 hours like that. Im with the guitar center crowd.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Home Depot or Lowes just because he already looks like he works there.

Homo Depot
Blows

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Sure, you or I would greatly enjoy such a thing. But imagine some suburban mom from a halfway decent part of LI, who picks up a flyer at the local dago grocery store and hires Joe sight unseen to teach Tyler how to play that Jelly Roll song he likes. Joe comes waddling up to the door, dressed in tattered rags, and immediately starts trying to bait you into political arguments. I just can't see how it'd go very well for anyone.

And asking to be paid in Tyler's spit to boot, that would definitely ruffle some feathers.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Supermarket or petrol station

Supermarket would be problematic due to the ample opportunities for theft. He'd get caught smuggling out a steak in his boxers.

If you recall, he has openly bragged about stealing from his employer in the past. #ConservativeValues #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

 

[TorpidSloth]

Supermarket would be problematic due to the ample opportunities for theft. He'd get caught smuggling out a steak in his boxers.

If you recall, he has openly bragged about stealing from his employer in the past. #ConservativeValues #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Sucking dick behind the dumpsters it is then

 

[Andy Elliott]

Joe should be the guy checking the mics or pushing around crates of equipment if he wants to be in the music industry. Definitely not stage talent.

 

[lowend73]

Supermarket would be problematic due to the ample opportunities for theft. He'd get caught smuggling out a steak in his boxers.

If you recall, he has openly bragged about stealing from his employer in the past. #ConservativeValues #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Like father, like son

Joe Sr was such a degenerate, he stole quarters from vending machines. Disgusting!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

He’d would have been dead long ago a dirty AIDs needle

 

[StlakerFatti]

if i were ray wilson, i wouldn't hesitate to hire joe for a few months touring europe.
i still believe joe is the missing piece in a scheme to put ray back into the top 1000 US pop charts

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He could work at the horse farm, don't know how to spell it in Amish but its pronounced heeva-hava, when the male horse jumps up to mount the female the heeva -hava grabs its cock and guides it in

 

[Dusty Dan]

Mopping the floors at Walmart with Crazed laying down the ones and twos.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Homo Depot
Blows

Guitard Center

Sam Ass

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Does anyone remember that video Joe made back in the reddit days where he says he couldn't be racist because he gave a little black girl guitar lessons?

 

[captainjapan]