If Joe gave up his rockstar dreams what job(s) do you think would be a good fit for him at his age? (Serious replies only)

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He could probably shine shoes at a local country club. Definitely too out of shape to caddy.

 

[wbgreen]

Wal-mart, if they have them in Long Island, hires old people who don't have better options. We could take bets on how long he would last.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Gloryhole attendant.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wal-mart, if they have them in Long Island, hires old people who don't have better options. We could take bets on how long he would last.

So so so I have to wait at least two hours until I get a break?

 

[Saddam Hussein]

If these still exist, maybe a job at guitar center

 

[1073waaf]

Welfare recipient.

 

[Cumiace]

Assistant crack whore

 

[RoTheHo69]

Assistant crack whore

Part-time.

 

[UnPRePared]

Stereo salesman.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Crash test dummy.

 

[PogromStallone]

He'd watch some 70s movie about a robbery, think he could do it and end up in prison.

 

[lowend73]

If these still exist, maybe a job at guitar center

Yea, Joe would definitely like working at guitar center. At least until he gets caught stealing something

 

[JebJoh]

If these still exist, maybe a job at guitar center

School of rock is always hiring, their teachers aren’t the most reliable

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Home Depot or Lowes just because he already looks like he works there.

 

[Ladynyahh]

School of rock is always hiring, their teachers aren’t the most reliable

That's actually not a bad idea. He can play passable guitar.

Joe are you reading this? This might be a better option than busking at TGI Fridays and fruit stands

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I know other people like Joe. They believe they "can't" work for anyone else, like they have some inherent inability to subject themselves to the indignity of "not being their own boss". It's just sloth, and Peter Pan syndrome, but Joe would cause problems at any job with his refusal to obey rules, be on time and etc.

I could see him resort to the absolute lowest rung on the amateur guitar hobbyist ladder, and start giving guitar lessons to beginners, but he isn't personable enough, which would probably be a problem. Not to mention his overall slovenly appearance. Any suburban mom will be hesitant to pay that disgusting slob $75 to teach little Jayden how to strum Taylor Swift tunes, when far better options exist. He'd need to put in a little effort, clean himself up, buy some decent clothes, and drop the rock star attitude.

 

[wbgreen]

He'd watch some 70s movie about a robbery, think he could do it and end up in prison.

Dog Day Afternoon but gayer.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Yea, Joe would definitely like working at guitar center. At least until he gets caught stealing something

He would be "on break" playing the guitars all day

 

[firstimelongtime]

Cybersecurity advisor to the Trump campaign. At least until his ties to a racist, girl-biting, has-been shock jock are unearthed.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Supermarket or petrol station