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If I was still working at Rockstar Games, GTA VI would be out by now, and it would be the greatest game of all time

The start of Rockstar Games’ downfall just so happens to coincide with the moment I left, because, you know, they were just too small-time for me. And honestly, it’s no shock that since I left, they haven’t been able to put out a decent game and had to delay GTA VI.

They kept leaving messages on my voicemail and sending me emails to come back to work for them and that I could choose my own salary, but I told them that I needed to work a job that was more fulfilling, and that it was never about the money because I am financially independent.

Why am I telling you this? Because I wanted to let you know that I am the sole reason the world has to wait another year for GTA VI. Take that nerds!
 

The Shah of Iran

you're at it
I guess you forgot that you told everybody you were a bit account.
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At risk of sounding like a broken record, did the absence of -6,000,000 forum clout not tip anyone off? It was a bang on impression but anyone still falling for the "cyberstlaker & impersonator" ruse is a retard. By now you should be opening every second thread expecting to be Vos rolled
 
At risk of sounding like a broken record, did the absence of -6,000,000 forum clout not tip anyone off?

It didn’t with some, but that is amusing itself.


D..D.D.D.Ddddd DAT NEVER HAPPENED, DAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!! YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMMMMMM! MY MOMMMM DOESSS NOTT SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!

Danny! I’ll catch your tears with my fist!

If you can guess what’s that from, I’ll throw some duckets for your new podcast.
 
Hello Kitty dildo? Wasn’t that what Tranthony gave you on your 2nd anniversary?

That's what you really want, right? You want the gay Anthony/Danny meme to be real, don't you. Is your dick just a little hard thinking about it? "haha gay" got old when I was still working there. You've been fantasizing about gay sex with Anthony and I for over a decade. Man, what a straight alpha chad YOU are, as you leak precum thinking about Ant and mines dicks rubbing together.

I say this with no humor, or irony. You're a faggot, dude. Newsflash. You're gay. Seriously no joke homosexual. You jerk off to me. Not a joke.
 
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