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If I offer to pay 100% cash on a new car; how much will they mark it down

General Fatton

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As already explained, you won't get a significant discount for that, even if you finance it, the dealership get all their money at the very start, just like with property. The power you're wielding is telling the dealer you are ready to sign right now, in front of him. That's how you get the discount

Also, if you are doing this with a large dealership and not a family/one guy-shop do it on the last week of the month, when the dealers are rushing to reach/improve their quota
 

aRTie02150

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What if I do a “Joe” and bring in my 214 and show I’m a war veteran?

Note: I spent a year in Iraq and some time in Afghanistan. I’m a real war vet unlike Joe.
You think they'll just give you a car because you're a veteran?

They don't care.

There's usually a $500 veteran application incentive but that's nothing special.
 

Dog Eater

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What if I do a “Joe” and bring in my 214 and show I’m a war veteran?

Note: I spent a year in Iraq and some time in Afghanistan. I’m a real war vet unlike Joe.
Yeah you and all the other zogbots. Just because you were willing to abdicate your moral responsibilities to zog does not make you worthy of a discount.

In other news people who buy brand new every day driver cars are fucking idiots. (But please continue to do so so I can save tens of thousands.)
 

Toast

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87% of cars on the road are being financed, don't you want to be like the rest of the rubes and be buried with debt?
 
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