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If I never post again I died ice fishing.

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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Abe, why? Why the fuck are you ice fishing?

Call me a whiny cunt, but I've never liked the cold since I was a wee lad. Parents had to force me outdoors half the time. I can't imagine, regardless how good the company is, putting up with that discomfort to catch fish that's loaded with more mercury than an old thermometer.

Rent a getaway, play Sega Bass Fishing on an old Dreamcast and get pissed off swill in room temperature comfort like a real white man!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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Abe, why? Why the fuck are you ice fishing?

Call me a whiny cunt, but I've never liked the cold since I was a wee lad. Parents had to force me outdoors half the time. I can't imagine, regardless how good the company is, putting up with that discomfort to catch fish that's loaded with more mercury than an old thermometer.

Rent a getaway, play Sega Bass Fishing on an old Dreamcast and get pissed off swill in room temperature comfort like a real white man!
We throw the fish back anyways no matter how big lol. I don't mind the cold and I'm pretty outdoorsy. I love doing shit in nature, I'm kind of a hippy fag about it when you get right down to it. I really love and appreciate Mother Nature. We have a hut and a propane heater when it's super cold so it doesn't get too uncomfortable unless it's REAL cold. Last year I was in a walleye derby and it was -35 °C. I had steel toe boots on like an idiot and my feet were frozen.
 
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It's more about hanging out with your pals and it's a nice bonus if you get into fish.
So be cold, hang with friends (sitting, in the cold) drink beer and possibly get a fish as a bonus. Sounds like a blast
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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Abe, why? Why the fuck are you ice fishing?

Call me a whiny cunt, but I've never liked the cold since I was a wee lad. Parents had to force me outdoors half the time. I can't imagine, regardless how good the company is, putting up with that discomfort to catch fish that's loaded with more mercury than an old thermometer.

Rent a getaway, play Sega Bass Fishing on an old Dreamcast and get pissed off swill in room temperature comfort like a real white man!
I think this guy is really to be admired. One of my heroes, I guess.

 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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If you molest a ghost, it can die from embarrassment.
No ghost will ever top The Entity poltergeist!

Synopsis: A single mother Carla Moran is violently raped in her home by an invisible assailant.

She freaks out and goes to a psychiatrist who, rightfully so, blames her for it saying it happened because your misfortunes "are the output of a mass delusion arising from your damaged psyche, sexual frustration and propensity to masturbate." Sounds like this 10" cocked Dr. Weber is a real swole guy if ya catch my drift...
He tells her to sleep face down with her ass cheeks spread open to appease the ghosts rapist inclinations.

She does and is assaulted again. Go figure.

Finally, Carla flees the house with her children.
However, her boyfriend backhands her and orders her back to the house to reclaim the ounce of cocaine he hid up in the ceiling tile. Carla returns alone to her house sporting a fresh split lip the next day. The front door slams by itself and she is greeted by a demonic voice which says, "Welcome home, cunt".

The 1970's were the absolute best for demonic savagery in film. Hands down.
 
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