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"If I Did It: The Audio Version"

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The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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An' he looks.... SCARED.
I'd be scared too cause there are cops all deep in dis


Sorry for the reddit-tier post, but watching that live was fucking surreal. I don't know if i had to explain to my parents what baba booey meant.

When they had Al Michaels on a few months later and Billy West was perfectly impersonating him it was so fucking funny.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Sal Governale tried to warn us that Obama would pardons OJs but we didn’t listen

"Hi, this is Sal Governale, and unfortunately, yesterday on the BET Network, I said some things that could be taken out of context as racist, and offensive.

When I said that OJ Simpson didn't deserve his five consecutive Pro Bowls because of the extra bone in his foot, I was clearly joking. And when I said that Nicole shouldn't have mouthed off to a star of the Naked Gun Trilogy while he was showing her his knife tricks, that was also a joke.

It doesn't matter what kind of multiple first team All Pro you are, whether you're white, black, Italian, Jewish, Protestant, whatever the case may be.

The important thing we can learn from this is, you should never drop your gloves at a crime scene, or get mad at an ex wife's new waiter boyfriend, or befriend anyone named Kato that isn't Asian. I sincerely apologize that people were offended, I am not a racist, and I am not a pedophile.

Thank you for your time, and for letting me keep it brief."
 

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What a fucking spook.

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