If a coworker says that your job "should be on a reality tv show" they should be kicked in the face.

[aRTie02150]

Am I wrong?

 

[guest]

I use the line "just an example of the laughs we have here" to new people over really mundane shit

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[Lamont & Tonelli]

Did that really happen? I'm so sorry, Artie. If you caved their head in with a chunk of concrete no jury would convict.

 

[johnnynoname]

"Dear Diary...."

That's what OP should post before every thread he starts

 

[aRTie02150]

Did that really happen? I'm so sorry, Artie. If you caved their head in with a chunk of concrete no jury would convict.

It did and it really annoyed me. I wanted to tell the faggot to stop watching garbage television and take on a hobby.

 

[aRTie02150]

"Dear Diary...."

That's what OP should post before every thread he starts

Go take some selfies.

 

[johnnynoname]

can the mods make the button read "Do you Really want to Post Thread"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Go take some selfies.

REKT

 

[johnnynoname]

PW3nmt would have gotten ribs

 

[PorqueDealer]

I guess it depends on your definition of reality show.
I like the shows where they follow john doe about doing something in various sectors.
or manufacturing stuff, how stuff is produced. Customs/border stuff is pretty entertaining
if you mean shows where faggots whore for attention then no.

 

[DMAN]

Everyone thinks they're so quirky. The corny lack of self esteem beneath cutesy work comments like that makes me sick. Maybe if we were on TV, and all spoke in broadcast english accents, our lives would be so much more relevant. Like the winners on TV.

The female Ghostbusters movie made me think of people like that, in the scene where the fat one gets possessed and acts a fool!!! She's just like Casey from accounting!!!!

 

[guest]

It did and it really annoyed me. I wanted to tell the faggot to stop watching garbage television and take on a hobby.

"It's called feeding crows, dipcunt!"

 

[guest]

Everyone thinks they're so quirky. The corny lack of self esteem beneath cutesy work comments like that makes me sick. Maybe if we were on TV, and all spoke in broadcast english accents, our lives would be so much more relevant. Like the winners on TV.

The female Ghostbusters movie made me think of people like that, in the scene where the fat one gets possessed and acts a fool!!! She's just like Casey from accounting!!!!

The only thing I remember from clips of that shit film was the fat one saying, "hey loser! I found your virginity!!!" ...but that would imply he lost his virginity. So how was it a burn against le basement dweller villain?

 

[HH Brother]

Go take some selfies.

 

[guest]

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I'm sitting in the shitter at work laughing and shitting my guts out. People in the other stalls probably think I'm mad.

 

[johnnynoname]

I think those are Diesel Jeans (?)

 

[guest]

I think those are Diesel Jeans (?)

Why were you making that face? Who was the photo for?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why were you making that face? Who was the photo for?

A gay escort ad.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

So many people who work in kitchens feel this way because of Gordon Ramsey.

 

[aRTie02150]

I guess it depends on your definition of reality show.
I like the shows where they follow john doe about doing something in various sectors.
or manufacturing stuff, how stuff is produced. Customs/border stuff is pretty entertaining
if you mean shows where faggots whore for attention then no.

The person is under 25. You know it's only for attention.