I'd rather be right than happy.

[guest]

Which is sad because you tried to prove you were right, you got your ass slapped by the judge, and now you owe tens of thousands of dollars and were proved wrong.

Now you aren't right or happy. Or skinny. Or successful. Or a real author. Or a father.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I’d rather be white than Fatrick.

 

[guest]

I’d rather be white than Fatrick.

I'd rather my girl be tight than Niki.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd rather my girl be tight than Niki.

I'd rather not marry the only two women I've ever fucked one after the other and also the second one is an obviously smelly dyke who is zonked out on meds than whatever the opposite of that is

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'd rather not marry the only two women I've ever fucked one after the other and also the second one is an obviously smelly dyke who is zonked out on meds than whatever the opposite of that is

I think Patrick might have done ok with women when he was younger. He wasn't hideous (based on pictures posted here) and he probably hadn't fully developed the personality he has now so maybe he was tolerable to be around. He had some kind of long haired sensitive beta male type thing that some women like maybe.

Based on that I'm gonna say he's had sex with more than two women. Unpopular opinion brotherman

 

[guest]

Based on that I'm gonna say he's had sex with more than two women. Unpopular opinion brotherman

Some brothermen put all the dates together and there was very little time between Ade and Niki. If he has any more than 2, his total notch count can still be tallied up using 1 hands worth of fingers.

 

[guest]

I think Patrick might have done ok with women when he was younger. He wasn't hideous (based on pictures posted here) and he probably hadn't fully developed the personality he has now so maybe he was tolerable to be around. He had some kind of long haired sensitive beta male type thing that some women like maybe.

Based on that I'm gonna say he's had sex with more than two women. Unpopular opinion brotherman

What are you, GAY for him?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think Patrick might have done ok with women when he was younger. He wasn't hideous (based on pictures posted here) and he probably hadn't fully developed the personality he has now so maybe he was tolerable to be around. He had some kind of long haired sensitive beta male type thing that some women like maybe.

Based on that I'm gonna say he's had sex with more than two women. Unpopular opinion brotherman

That's a bold opinion, and I respect the hell out of you for that. However, I am going to call you a nigger and say you're wrong. So, wrong, you nigger.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Some brothermen put all the dates together and there was very little time between Ade and Niki. If he has any more than 2, his total notch count can still be tallied up using 1 hands worth of fingers.

Truth. Adrienne dumped him in July 2011 and according to his Robin Williams/The Monster blog post, he was hopelessly depressed for a long time afterwards. But he met Nikki in September of 2011, and their second date was a Brewers game in October 2011 (he shit his pants, they fucked in his car in the parking lot).

So from July 2011 to September 2011 is only two months. He has alternately claimed to have been suicidally depressed (the blog post) and "burried" in strange like an "Old Testament Sex God" for those two months.

He's a liar, and he's also fat and stupid. He's an utter failure at life.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'd rather not marry the only two women I've ever fucked one after the other and also the second one is an obviously smelly dyke who is zonked out on meds than whatever the opposite of that is

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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hmmm yes, me getting laid tonight hinges on watching 'how to train a dragon', a movie for children. Gonna need a condom

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

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I bet just out of pure instinct Nikki tried to eat Pats box the first few times

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet just out of pure instinct Nikki tried to eat Pats box the first few times

To pat " buried in strange" its two vaginas in 40 years.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Imagine meeting Patrick at his absolute worst and lowest point, and not only letting him fuck you, but marrying him. I’ve known girls with pretty low self esteem, but nothing even close to that

 

[guest]

I think Patrick might have done ok with women when he was younger. He wasn't hideous (based on pictures posted here) and he probably hadn't fully developed the personality he has now so maybe he was tolerable to be around. He had some kind of long haired sensitive beta male type thing that some women like maybe.

Based on that I'm gonna say he's had sex with more than two women. Unpopular opinion brotherman

Before social media/smartphones/Tinder/etc, betas did a lot better than today. He also didn't have a Twitter account to provide him with dopamine hits and a superiority complex, so he was probably a lot less hateable. It sort of makes sense how he was able to temporarily rope in Adrienne, who was probably a sheltered and naive girl when she met Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine meeting Patrick at his absolute worst and lowest point, and not only letting him fuck you, but marrying him. I’ve known girls with pretty low self esteem, but nothing even close to that

Bzzt! wrong again, aTalker! His lowest point is - unquestionably - real time.

 

[guest]

Bzzt! wrong again, aTalker! His lowest point is - unquestionably - real time.

Wrong on all counts, atalker. His lowest point was being ordered to pay real life money because he took on a fucking message board and got his fat ass spanked.

 

[Harry Powell]

Wrong on all counts, atalker. His lowest point was being ordered to pay real life money because he took on a fucking message board and got his fat ass spanked.

There’s no basement here, brotherman. This staircase never ends.

Every day he doubles down. So many big events still to come. Lolsuit 2.0, Divorce, disease, disability, destitution, The Monster’s Return, etc.

A lotta laughs to be had before that final funeral home memorial page comments section.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Before social media/smartphones/Tinder/etc, betas did a lot better than today. He also didn't have a Twitter account to provide him with dopamine hits and a superiority complex, so he was probably a lot less hateable. It sort of makes sense how he was able to temporarily rope in Adrienne, who was probably a sheltered and naive girl when she met Pat.

I've watched quite a bit of that interview ^ from around when he first got on Twitter and he actually seems like a relatively normal, well adjusted person. Yes he's very dorky and effeminate but he's able to laugh at himself and seems like he's actually happy.

I really think Twitter addiction and Trump rotted his brain beyond repair. If you compare how he is there to his strictly stalking appearance, he seems like a totally different person. Not only is he way fatter on SS but his personality just seems broken. Like he has zero sense of humor and makes ridiculous statements throughout.

He's a fat cunt is my point here.

 

[guest]

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I've watched quite a bit of that interview ^ from around when he first got on Twitter and he actually seems like a relatively normal, well adjusted person. Yes he's very dorky and effeminate but he's able to laugh at himself and seems like he's actually happy.

I really think Twitter addiction and Trump rotted his brain beyond repair. If you compare how he is there to his strictly stalking appearance, he seems like a totally different person. Not only is he way fatter on SS but his personality just seems broken. Like he has zero sense of humor and makes ridiculous statements throughout.

He's a fat cunt is my point here.

What are you

Gay for him?