I'd drink myself to death every night too..

[RoSmokedCrack]

..if I went from this:






To this:






Really makes you wonder why Nana hasn't just downed a couple dozen Xanax to go with all that Bud.

 

[PrincessAlena]

He's too much of a pussy to kill himself.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Neo is about to pull a Missy on him. No one in Nana's life including his cat wants to hear "Perfect night!" at 3am in that sickly grandma voice.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I love imagining Joe’s lip quivering when the keys got handed over. You know that in his smooth boomer brain he thought “maybe AntH will keep it! It’s not sold until he gives over the keys!” Fucking retarded cow.

 

[Snake]

He lives like Minn Matrone.

 

[JebJoh]

Losing over a million on the sale of your house seems like a desperate move by a drug addict. The cumias seem very sensitive about the loss and the fact that nana just cashed out 2 million and still needs loans to buy his NC property. I wonder how many bad loans he took against that place before he realized he couldn't afford it anymore.

 

[Snake]

Losing over a million on the sale of your house seems like a desperate move by a drug addict. The cumias seem very sensitive about the loss and the fact that nana just cashed out 2 million and still needs loans to buy his NC property. I wonder how many bad loans he took against that place before he realized he couldn't afford it anymore.

His McMansion should of long been paid off, but he would rather get a mortgage and blow 100k at the Borgata every weekend. All his house money went to pay back debt to some sand nigger.

 

[Zombie247]

He's become a young Sam Roberts.

But Sam had the smarts to save money.

 

[JebJoh]

His McMansion should of long been paid off, but he would rather get a mortgage and blow 100k at the Borgata every weekend. All his house money went to pay back debt to some sand nigger.

Pretty sure he took a loan in order to hire Artie at one point. There were screenshots floating around showing he took a 10 grand loan against his house at one time. Must have been an emergency with Bobo's sister, she needed a quick 10 grand for memory erasers.

 

[DrAllanSniffenDDS]

Pretty sure he took a loan in order to hire Artie at one point. There were screenshots floating around showing he took a 10 grand loan against his house at one time. Must have been an emergency with Bobo's sister, she needed a quick 10 grand for memory erasers.

Still waiting for Bobo to tell us the hot tub story the Opester alluded to on twitter!

 

[guest]

He lives like Minn Matrone.

He's a malignant cunt too.

 

[PrincessAlena]

Losing over a million on the sale of your house seems like a desperate move by a drug addict. The cumias seem very sensitive about the loss and the fact that nana just cashed out 2 million and still needs loans to buy his NC property. I wonder how many bad loans he took against that place before he realized he couldn't afford it anymore.

ChildPoundMedia has to have been a sinkhole too. One thing you can say about the Cumias is that they have no shame or pride and will cut off their noses to spite the haters

 

[PrincessAlena]

Must have been an emergency with Bobo's sister, she needed a quick 10 grand for memory erasers.

Or the time Aurora "broke" her leg and couldn't work

 

[PrincessAlena]

Still waiting for Bobo to tell us the hot tub story the Opester alluded to on twitter!

Nana blew Mr. Maloonigans in the hot tub

 

[JebJoh]

ChildPoundMedia has to have been a sinkhole too. One thing you can say about the Cumias is that they have no shame or pride and will cut off their noses to spite the haters

If we figure he had 2 million in loans against it that's 12 grand a month. Taxes and insurance 5 grand, electric probably 1 grand. Payoffs to women he raped another 10 grand per month, hair maintenance another $300, new fancy clothes $8 per year, hosting a party every weekend and holiday another 3 grand per month. Then we have his 5 grand per month studio, another $500 per month for salaries. Even with the highest estimate I can find of CM subs, CM generates less than nana spends.

 

[Renaus]

Well, at least South Carolina doesn't have a lot of nigs. Right, Cumia?

 

[PrincessAlena]

Well, at least South Carolina doesn't have a lot of nigs. Right, Cumia?

Wait till they see his prancing around lisping out a few show tunes

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Honestly I don’t think he gives a fuck about his living arrangements anymore. He can’t even be bothered to close the drawer on the table behind him or open his mail. There’s a blue Tony top shirt that’s been strewn on the chair behind him for weeks.

He doesn’t have any friends left to impress aside from his few remaining ball washers. He’s so low energy that as long as he has beer, and his computer to stream his “Nansence,” to basement dwelling incels he’s content.

I think he probably would be even happier if he didn’t have to leave the apartment ever again. Left to his own devices he’d become Edie Beale in Grey Gardens, wallowing in filth and cat shit; minus the big old house in the Hampton of course.

 

[Raymond]

Cat seems PFG though

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Cat seems PFG though

It is, it hates him. I’m hoping it will eat his face while he sleeps in a beer-buzzed blur