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I hope so cuz if he's as nice as I assume he is I'm going to get bored and totally waste the extremely angry Archive song I plan to use as a theme at the start.
You’re a wise Canuck… but there’s a sadness to your folksiness. Terrifying. Also terrifying. I won’t let you down though, Turk. I’ll be a typical pizza loving guniea. How could I resist.
 

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You’re a wise Canuck… but there’s a sadness to your folksiness. Terrifying. Also terrifying. I won’t let you down though, Turk. I’ll be a typical pizza loving guniea. How could I resist.
I actually gotta check that the song doesn't get us blocked immediately. Some record companies do that.
 

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Godspeed. I’ll be looking forward to being compared to a serial masturbator by a scat freak weirdo. That’s actually a sentence I just typed.
My biggest fear is that when you guys hear each other's voices you will go "oh. This is another person" and just immediately forgive each other. I do have a plan for that though.
 

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My biggest fear is that when you guys hear each other's voices you will go "oh. This is another person" and just immediately forgive each other. I do have a plan for that though.
You consider me a person? Now, I feel bad about all the things I’ve said about Slavs. I mean I don’t but I’m just saying that I do.
 

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See ya in Nyack!

Let's have a chat beforehand though on the Turk show to get acquainted.
I already explained you alone are not worth the trip. @Turk February needs content. For fuck’s sake he’s a one handed bandit at this point. Sorry, Slava. Name one reason why you won’t hit up 7st Joe’s this Saturday. It’s neutral and the food I sent bad.

@Phish @Stent Ban me for good, no bullshit if I don’t show and provide pics. Don’t even hesitate. It’s now officially a vibe.
 

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I already explained you alone are not worth the trip. @Turk February needs content. For fuck’s sake he’s a one handed bandit at this point. Sorry, Slava. Name one reason why you won’t hit up 7st Joe’s this Saturday. It’s neutral and the food I sent bad.

@Phish @Stent Ban me for good, no bullshit if I don’t show and provide pics. Don’t even hesitate. It’s now officially a vibe.
I actually don't even wanna host. I'm bed ridden and it's a lot of work for me to do with my left hand. I just want everyone to get along and you two to talk to each other in an environment safe for both of you.
 

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I actually don't even wanna host. I'm bed ridden and it's a lot of work for me to do with my left hand. I just want everyone to get along and you two to talk to each other in an environment safe for both of you.
Mentioning the bad hand was excessive. Even CQ should know his limits at this point. It’ll be a delicious event.
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Because it's an hour+ trip to maybe or maybe not meet a complete retard. I'd need money in escrow to make it worth it
I just told your fellow mods I’m done for good if I don’t show evidence of showing up. ‘A complete retard.’ You are a gem. It’s guaranteed Off-Topic gold. You can record the entire convo.

But if you want to hurt me go ahead. I’m an easy target. I could be a cold hearted cynic like you. I just don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. But I like me, my family 35-45% of the time likes me, the Albanian guy who makes my awful Stromboli likes me, that old Vietnam vet who shits down the street likes me. So say what you want but I’m not changing.
 

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I can’t wait for this to definitely not happen. Turk had a better chance going to get his zombie hand fixed.
I had an x-ray and a blood test faggot. I got some meds too. I'm going to get better. I think. Although I did faint today and the painkillers don't work.
 
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