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I wish this little lady and Anthony the best of luck

fricklefrackle

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How the fuck does she find a genuine boyfriend? That's surreal as hell. Like, her boyfriend will 100% be a pedophile and everyone will know it, even her deep down. I wish reality shows were actually real because I'd watch it just to see the dating storylines.
She'd have to find one of those human looking midgets
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Cyberatorquer

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There was this weird sort of half-midget girl who lived in my old neighborhood. She was like 23-24 at the time but looked 12. This guy I know started dating her and everywhere they went everyone would stop and stare at the guy with the 12 year old girlfriend. She was a real pig, too, just ghastly. Think a midget Peggy Bundy, but uglier. They ended up getting married and had kids, then she started hitting him with pots and pans and lamps in the middle of the night. He ditched her and got absolutely slaughtered with the child support.
The court might have counted her as a child of theirs as well then
 

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Anyone else ever said or done something a little inappropriate when you approached your girl in public without her seeing you and realized too late you mistakenly did it to some stranger? Boy is it awkward when she looks 8.
*walks up from behind and slaps her on the ass* Hey baby! Oh .... oh shit ....
 
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