“I wish I were gay” - James Norton

[jshmuck]

What's more humiliating than being a cum dumpster for a tranny with a monster cock?

If you do that and then kiss his stuffed animal afterwards while referring to him as your girlfriend

 

[The Sue Deal]

And what's more humiliating than being a cum dumpster for a tranny with a monster cock?

Having fantasies about the members of Kiss coming to your house, beating the shit out of you, and then comforting you.

 

[Jack_Horner]

All fetishes are humiliation fetishes.

Every time I dive into this topic, I can feel the readers getting turned off and repulsed, but here goes:

I'm into the "hotwife" fetish, but I'm not a cuck. The difference between the two fetishes is that cucks get off on being humiliated. I'm not humiliated at all.

I got into the "hotwife" thing for pragmatic reasons:

• When I was in my 20s, I dated nothing but strippers for almost ten years straight. I never lost any sleep worrying about my stripper girlfriends grinding on some dude at work, or even sucking his dick, because my girlfriends generally had contempt for their customers. There wasn't any scenario where my GF was going to dump me and start dating a customer. It just never happened, ever. Basically the minute that you hand a stripper twenty bucks for a lap dance, she's lost all respect for you. Hell, she probably lost respect for you when you walked through the door.
• As I got older, I found that the easiest way to shut my girlfriends up, when they complained about me fucking other women, was to tell them that they were welcome to go and fuck other guys. It was just a tactic to shut down arguments; they never followed through. Because I honestly think that men and women treat sex much differently. Men want to fuck as many women as possible. Women want to fuck someone who's tall/wealthy/older than them but not too old/attractive. Basically they're simply not attracted to guys if they don't measure up to their existing partner. The exception to this rule is if they find someone better. But in that scenario they're going to leave anyways, so inviting them to go and fuck someone else just hastens a foregone conclusion.
• After living like this for about twelve years, I got cheated on by someone that I really cared about. I know it sounds retarded to say "my girlfriend cheated on me" when I always had a policy that I don't care who she fucks. But she crossed a line by intentionally fucking someone to spite me, and her plan was to basically blow up my entire circle of friends. That was the thing that made it so brutal, was that she wasn't doing it because she wanted to get laid, she was trying to destroy my life. After that happened, I basically transitioned to where I'm at today, which is that I not only accept if my girlfriends want to fuck other guys, I take it to the next level and encourage it. In 70%+ of the cases, I actually went out and found guys for them to fuck.

In a nutshell, I'm not sitting at home crying into my beer if my wife is off boning someone. As I see it, it's a safe way for her to get her rocks off with no impact to my marriage. At the same time, I don't think she'd be as tolerant of me fucking other women if we were in a situation where I was the only one with a side hoe.

 

[guest]

Every time I dive into this topic, I can feel the readers getting turned off and repulsed, but here goes:

I'm into the "hotwife" fetish, but I'm not a cuck. The difference between the two fetishes is that cucks get off on being humiliated. I'm not humiliated at all.

I got into the "hotwife" thing for pragmatic reasons:

• When I was in my 20s, I dated nothing but strippers for almost ten years straight. I never lost any sleep worrying about my stripper girlfriends grinding on some dude at work, or even sucking his dick, because my girlfriends generally had contempt for their customers. There wasn't any scenario where my GF was going to dump me and start dating a customer. It just never happened, ever. Basically the minute that you hand a stripper twenty bucks for a lap dance, she's lost all respect for you. Hell, she probably lost respect for you when you walked through the door.
• As I got older, I found that the easiest way to shut my girlfriends up, when they complained about me fucking other women, was to tell them that they were welcome to go and fuck other guys. It was just a tactic to shut down arguments; they never followed through. Because I honestly think that men and women treat sex much differently. Men want to fuck as many women as possible. Women want to fuck someone who's tall/wealthy/older than them but not too old/attractive. Basically they're simply not attracted to guys if they don't measure up to their existing partner. The exception to this rule is if they find someone better. But in that scenario they're going to leave anyways, so inviting them to go and fuck someone else just hastens a foregone conclusion.
• After living like this for about twelve years, I got cheated on by someone that I really cared about. I know it sounds retarded to say "my girlfriend cheated on me" when I always had a policy that I don't care who she fucks. But she crossed a line by intentionally fucking someone to spite me, and her plan was to basically blow up my entire circle of friends. That was the thing that made it so brutal, was that she wasn't doing it because she wanted to get laid, she was trying to destroy my life. After that happened, I basically transitioned to where I'm at today, which is that I not only accept if my girlfriends want to fuck other guys, I take it to the next level and encourage it. In 70%+ of the cases, I actually went out and found guys for them to fuck.

In a nutshell, I'm not sitting at home crying into my beer if my wife is off boning someone. As I see it, it's a safe way for her to get her rocks off with no impact to my marriage. At the same time, I don't think she'd be as tolerant of me fucking other women if we were in a situation where I was the only one with a side hoe.

Nice pasta

 

[Jenna]

I mean like yeah, technically he's gay or bi but the reality is more complex than black/white reasoning. I really don't think he has any interest in blowing his comic buddies (maybe Anthony) or most dudes, maybe a twink. But he likes feminine-presenting "women" with large penises, and he should end up with one if that makes him happy. He also likes it when they shit on his chest, but only if it's a solid log and not loose.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

they kind of have the transgender dick surgery down

they cut a rectangle of skin off you and roll it up, then it has weird hairs and can't get hard. it's horrifying

 

[Jack_Horner]

I mean like yeah, technically he's gay or bi but the reality is more complex than black/white reasoning. I really don't think he has any interest in blowing his comic buddies (maybe Anthony) or most dudes, maybe a twink. But he likes feminine-presenting "women" with large penises, and he should end up with one if that makes him happy. He also likes it when they shit on his chest, but only if it's a solid log and not loose.

Do you think Jim Norton's ex-gf has a big hog?

 

[DMAN]

Do you think Jim Norton's ex-gf has a big hog?

Jordan Peele kisses on the lips a woman who drank Jim norton's piss.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Having fantasies about the members of Kiss coming to your house, beating the shit out of you, and then comforting you.

My theory is that running around telling everyone how he's in a relationship with a woman who happens to have a massive penis is part of the humiliation. It turns the sick little slug on.

 

[Chapel]

Feel like shit but one thing I want to make perfectly clear before I resume vomiting. Its not molestation if you push back or climb on top

 

[Guest]

This is 100% true.


This is wrong.

To understand how this can be, we must look at tranny science. The best book on the subject is probably J. Michael Bailey's The Man Who Would Be Queen. Gay people don't have an issue with the book. Gay people generally don't have an issue with actual science. Certain types of trannies meanwhile have been freaking out about this stuff for 30+ years.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Michael_Bailey[/URL]
John Michael Bailey (born July 2, 1957) is an American psychologist, behavioural geneticist, and professor at Northwestern University best known for his work on the etiology of sexual orientation.

In the book Bailey describes people like Jim, who are into pre-op trannies:

This is Jim 100%.

This part means Jim's is fundamentally just like many modern autogynephilic trannies, like Caitlyn Jenner, ContraPoints and all the fat, oily and angry she/her reddit mods and twitter activists with anime avatars. Bailey explains:


Not all these autogynephiles go on to transition (if they do, they always transition for sexual reasons) or are exactly the same in every way. Jim for example has found another outlet for his twisted desires; living vicariously through other people and sucking norwegian tranny's huge cock.

Jim is not gay. NO DOUBT it would be easier for him if he was gay.

Wow that is wild shit. Totally makes sense.

 

[LingerLonger]

My theory is that running around telling everyone how he's in a relationship with a woman who happens to have a massive penis is part of the humiliation. It turns the sick little slug on.

Making people uncomfortable is the standard commie fag way of living.

 

[Jenna]

Do you think Jim Norton's ex-gf has a big hog?

I mean if I could armchair psychoanalyze Jimmy for a moment, I think that's the problem. He can date a biological woman like Chelsea or that Jennifer gal because he does like what they bring. He is attracted to big juicy pussy lips, he's not a good enough actor (we've all seen the clips from Power) for it to be a bit when a porn star was enter the studio and he's snap into Horny Jim mode.

He's a deviant, but I don't think he can stay with a vagina-haver too long before getting tempted by the dick.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Making people uncomfortable is the standard commie fag way of living.

It's interesting how the current cultural climate permits Jimmy to indulge this particular humiliation fantasy. Go back twenty, twenty-five years, and Jimmy never could have openly "dated" a tranny without catching mountains of ridicule for it. But now, you can't say "LOL come on Jimmy, that's a dude in a dress" without being tagged as a trannyphobe. He knows everyone is thinking it, he senses the tension, and it turns him on.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Jimmy is gay. Why be with a tranny unless you want to suck cock or get fucked in the ass. If you are just fucking the tranny in the ass, you are still gay because you can fuck a woman in the ass but you are choosing a man. Jimmy is gay.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Anthony was also abused sexually as a kid. The Mexican in the bushes, Buzz, Treefort Richard, his own father and friends messing with him. No surprise his own father and best friend assumed he was a homosexual. And that Anthony grew up to lust after boys and transgenders and underage girls and whatnot. His upbringing was arguably just as nuts as Norton's was.

If he wasn’t completely on the “pay no mind list” Anthony would have the funniest Are You Garbage episode ever. Complete and utter fucking trash. It’s his dad’s fault though.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think his father also molested him.

“Man training.” I actually once stole that bit to tell a fawkin chick and she was fucking horrified by it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah i’ve known about autogynephilia for a while and all that and while i agree with you, dude genuinely i would tell you if i didn’t, to put it into the most BASIC terms lets look at this socially and apart from ones individuality (i.e, what they choose to identify as. Roy Cohn, famous faggot and lawyer, was a know to fuck men while identifying as straight.):

If you fuck pussy, you are straight.
If you suck dicks, you are gay.
If you do both, you are bisexual.

There is no way around this. No matter if Jim is sucking cock or getting fucked by it, or fucking trannys up the butt, he fucks them because they have penises. If Prince Alan was the exact same person with a pussy Jim Norton would not fuck her. The reason he is attracted to them is the COCK. At fucking most this makes him gay and there’s no way around this. He is going out of his way to fuck and suck cocks, and his justification is the self proclaimed identity of the cock getting sucked. Because he allegedly fucks pussies and has had many girlfriends, and is attracted to the female form through his fucking of specifically transexuals and not gay men, he would be considered a bisexual.

However, like I said before I agree with your analysis and it coexists with mine.

Nice pasta

Linger longer

 

[guest]

Linger longer

That's not the post I responded to

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's not the post I responded to

I might have misspoke.