I wish I could fuck a woman like this

[chocolatehellhole]

but maybe I should try the porn industry

let's see what you're working with. is it better than CFs?

 

[Carl Winslow]

I stood within like... 3 feet of Ron in a stripclub in Tampa... Never again!

 

[guest]

I hate porn. I watch it because I've been pretty fawkin depressed the last year or so but it's demonic.

I feel wholesome after I jack it to a hot girl in a music video or commercial or something

 

[Cuphead]

You seem to know a lot for not watching it.

I used to watch quite a bit. I'm not fawkin proud of it

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm hitting 30 and still a virgin

 

[The Fuchitive]

Matt you are the worst gimmick account

 

[MattC1993]

Matt you are the worst gimmick account

This isn't a gimmick! My parents are driving me crazy and I really don't want to live anymore

 

[guest]

This isn't a gimmick! My parents are driving me crazy and I really don't want to live anymore

LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!

 

[MattC1993]

LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!

you're a jerk.

 

[guest]

you're a jerk.

I’m the whole store, and we’re running out of you.

 

[The Fuchitive]

you're a jerk.

If we need you…. WE’LL CALL!!!!!

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Lift some weights and don't stuff your face with frito lay and Pepsi products all day. Then you will be fit enough to catch, restrain, and "romance" the woman of your choosing. Shit ain't hard.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Be respectful to Colin’s girlfriend, awraight!

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I hope Colin kept his word and took her to Olive Garden before she set sail on the USS Wet Brain.

 

[johnnynoname]

imagine actually wanting to still get close to another person?

fucking yech

 

[The Fuchitive]

imagine actually wanting to still get close to another person?

fucking yech

You need to get the SEX out of your system in your early/mid twenties. Once you hit 30, you're DONE with the SEX!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

You need to get the SEX out of your system in your early/mid twenties. Once you hit 30, you're DONE with the SEX!!!

exactly this

sadly though much of my "sexual history" was almost nothing but pigs...I might just get in the game again just so I could have sex with a woman who was over a "5".......then again, I'm actually getting into Far Cry 6 so I might just do that instead

 

[johnnynoname]

I fucked more ugly women than bad genetics, and carbs ever could

 

[The Fuchitive]

exactly this

sadly though much of my "sexual history" was almost nothing but pigs...I might just get in the game again just so I could have sex with a woman who was over a "5".......then again, I'm actually getting into Far Cry 6 so I might just do that instead

I exclusively had sex with 8-10's and now I'm married to a woman almost 10 years younger than me who now has to take care of me as I fall apart and die hahahahaha

 

[johnnynoname]

I exclusively had sex with 8-10's

and yet you still ended up on this forum filled with winners at life..........good job

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Fawkin home run chippah.