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I will smoke Marijuana tonight

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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That would be an odd lie to tell after everything I've admitted. I also have only had sex 3 times in the past 4 years. Believe what you want pal.

wait, so you slept with 15 prostitutes

but you only had sex 3 times in the past 4 years?

is it cause your in a wheel chair?

are you super disabled?

tell me now
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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Things an incel would say
When I was younger I was quite handsome and girls were drawn to the quiet mysterious thing. Nearly all the women I've slept with pursued me. Or I met online when Craigslist personals were a thing. It was very easy to get laid then. I also have exclusively female friends and most of them have ended up fucking me.
 

nitronick

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lol you do meth

fuck off
Believe me I'm not thrilled about it and I've tried to go off of it but I'm fuckef without at least a low dose to get me through to pay the bills. Plus it's controlled daily dispensing one pill a day from the pharmacy so no abuse. Goal is to get off eventually and I been weaning down.
 

1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!
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I want you to sit back, get your favorite drink, get a smoke, put ya feet up, relax, and enjoy this weeks vid.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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Believe me I'm not thrilled about it and I've tried to go off of it but I'm fuckef without at least a low dose to get me through to pay the bills. Plus it's controlled daily dispensing one pill a day from the pharmacy so no abuse. Goal is to get off eventually and I been weaning down.
Ignore him. He's drunk.
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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12,798
Believe me I'm not thrilled about it and I've tried to go off of it but I'm fuckef without at least a low dose to get me through to pay the bills. Plus it's controlled daily dispensing one pill a day from the pharmacy so no abuse. Goal is to get off eventually and I been weaning down.
thats the spirit
 
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