I will never stop hating him

[guest]

It’s funny how he’s fat in the face and stomach yet his arms are tiny compared to the rest of his body. Zero triceps, child.

You’d think just getting out of bed or off the toilet would have arm gains. Rick is a faggot

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Pat's go-to insult is to get someone's name wrong - "Fonald Plump":
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Calling him "Pat" or "Rick" when you are not one of the handful of people who are permitted to, child makes him sperg out:
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Also, "of whom you are not party" is shitty English, and Roe v. Wade is being lost because it's a shitty decision (legally speaking) that's not supported by the Constitution.

(Archived links: one, two, three, four.)

Maybe instead of Pat, we should all just call him Rick the Prick

 

[guest]

I assume people on Reddit tried at some point to call him and interview him without working for HuffPost dot net, why does he refuse to answer calls as diligently as text messages? Did he ever invent a reason?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m new to patposting but might give it a go. Why is pat also known as Rick? I think I get the atalker part, his fat finger touched a instead of s,
I’ll listen after I hang up, children.

Those last callers were full of shit. I’m actually surprised people all have different memories here. Everyone started calling him “Fatrick” originally. I was the faawkin first to call him “Fat Rick”, been doing it since I’m 18 and all. Then someone called him that and the autism commenced with “Rick”.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I’m new to patposting but might give it a go. Why is pat also known as Rick? I think I get the atalker part, his fat finger touched a instead of s,
I’ll listen after I hang up, children.

Patrick > Fatrick > Fat Rick > Rick

Edit: Gay Faggot got the correct answer first.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Whoever came up with “Fatrick" is the real iq140 MFer though.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He also doesn't understand that we call him Rick on purpose because it bothers him.

By his own fat 1.7* logic, he believes that Tucker Carlson's name is Tuckums.

*1.2 without gym class

 

[FurBurger]

By his own fat 1.7* logic, he believes that Tucker Carlson's name is Tuckums.

*1.2 without gym class

It gets worse:

Imagine this fat, daughter-abandoning, marathon-cheating, 200-book-selling high school dropout having the hide to shit on anybody!

(Every accusation an admission, atalker)

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]