CQ Beans
What an emotional cunt. I made a sarcastic AMA so I guess I’m cancer. Practically your entire account is picking fights. ‘Go fuck yourself’ Get help with your personal life.
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I will absolutely meet up tonight 4/27 Fabio’s pizzeria 635 Meeker Ave, Brooklyn NYC 7:00 pm
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Nah I'm sure @Turk February is packing a tastefully sized hammer
Yes or no on Dan Loss? Disgraced former assistant associate producer of the OnA show.
I'm emotional? "I'll leave but I really do t want to" 'cheer me up, vote for me on my poll" absolute weepy faggot
You don’t realize it now but come 2025 you’re gonna be wishing you had a fag like me to help you rule the world. Good luck trying to colonize Florida. It would be like trying to colonize Africa pre 1850’s…a lotta savages with sticks and malaria carrying bugs.
How did the English colonize America? Sure they raped and pillaged but they also got one little Squanto mfer to run around negotiating with the tribes that if they gave the white man their land they would get a couple cool seashells in return.
You need that. I am your Squanto. Sueto…Squeto…you get the point
You still wouldn’t have one.
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That is a tough one. Because I know Danny couldn’t put aside whatever i’ve said to him to just have a nice dinner and maybe answer some questions. It would definitely be bogged down by “Remember September 29th, 2023 on the forums when you called me a short broke faggot?” Like shut up and enjoy the scallops stupid
I like that I didn't appear on either side of that list, as a mysterious guy that's exactly where I belong.
“Ahh jeez, Sueee. I left my wallet on the train. Can you pay for dinner then give me a ride home?”
CQ Beans
Why? Do you want to leave? Feel free. I already called myself out on my drunken poll bullshit. Apparently, you can’t do the same for your personal situation which you’ve spoken of previously.
You talk about attention hungry? I don’t know if you heard about this scat freak who wants men to meet his wife in public when he’s got his kids with him. This one guy goofs him out and the weirdo goes apoplectic about the situation. It’s crazy.
CQ Beans
You’re an enigma.
Danny is the type of guy to say this and not only have his wallet on him but $100 in his back pocket. And then he takes the tip you leave on the table when you go to the bathroom.
You wanna go meet a famous radio star? He has a pool. He’d LOVE to meet you.
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Well now you'll never find out.
Now that you say that, Danny and Ralph Cirella have a lot in common. Perpetual mooches with no real talent and conniving petty thieves. Ralph is a foot and a half taller though.
Notice how @BenDovid was not tagged in this thread (I did that on purpose to keep him out) but showed up about 2 minutes after being mentioned.
We’d get a strongly worded DM from that faggot like when Bobo was booked to open for Joe Matarese.
“Hey man. Not cool. Bobo is disabled and can’t understand reality. Pick on someone who can take it.”
I can't call myself out on the thing I called myself out on? God you're a stupid motherfucker.
You're a piece of shit and people called you a piece of shit for it. It's not crazy. I'm tired of saying it.
Do yourself a favor, write a new funny bit on some lined paper, roll it in a ball, and shove it in your ass where it won't waste anyone's time.