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I went on a date with someone from a local church. Attractive, traditional and saving herself for marriage (and it was legit) and very kind.

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Yeah South Americans seem to be from my experience. It’s the Central Americans and Mexicans that love them democrat bucks

The poor retarded ones can’t just walk over the border easily. The people that move here want to work and make money. They also see how Venezuela went from being wealthier than Canada in 1980 to how it is now
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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You must really suck at hating Jews. Pretty much everyone at work knows I am not a fan and no one has ever given a shit. Learn to bash the Jews better, stupid.

Even if they weren’t the architects of the end of society and trying to usher in the anti christ to worship, they would still be smelly gay weirdos who burrow underground like rats for no reason other than they enjoy doing it.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I need to know exactly what happened. How long into the date before you started talking political? Your cock has to have at least been inside there before you say anything too out-there. Did you segue into the Js out of nowhere? Did you bring up the halls of cost? Youre kind of nigger jimposting right now. Fuckin e rock. Spill it.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I need to know exactly what happened. How long into the date before you started talking political? Your cock has to have at least been inside there before you say anything too out-there. Did you segue into the Js out of nowhere? Did you bring up the halls of cost? Youre kind of nigger jimposting right now. Fuckin e rock. Spill it.

By the time she had a large glass of wine I was about 8 drinks deep and probably saying things like “I’m not saying I agree with the guy but Hitler had some valid points to make in his speeches” - just talking general theology.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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At least I can get dates.

This was last weekend. I kept drinking and came on here to sperg about the apocalypse afterwards and ask @Mr Turry for help in DM.

And I’m still better at dating than you.
Jenna can’t get dates because he is presumably tubby. Women judge him by his exterior.

Women give you a chance based on your exterior and are repulsed by your character.
 

midwit

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Well if that's the case there's like 3 women in the USA who won't recoil from that. Have you thought about stalking Emily Youcis?
This is a reasonable idea.

Her husband lost his job as a Professional Racist when The National Justice Party collapsed. They currently live on Odyssey superchats in rural West Virginia and neither of them have a car.

Her face kinda hit the wall but her tits still look great in clothing. Take a road trip, bacon.
 
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