I went and saw a holistic healer a couple of months ago and that shit still pisses me off.

[guest]

So her shit advertised she could talk to your deceased loved ones, do chakra healing, etc. She was a psychic who did it all.

I'm in my 30s but look younger (people think I'm early 20s). So I get there and she starts doing her psychic readings while "healing" me, but gets it all wrong because she thinks I'm in my early 20s. She's saying shit like "it's the start of your life, you just left high school to go travel" etc... so it's so fucking awkward lol.

Then she says that something happened to me a while ago that I need to get over. She asks what it is, and I don't tell her I caused my girlfriend to commit suicide, but I do tell her that I hurt her deeply and I've regretted it ever since. She says, "you need to get over that... you need to forgive yourself. And who knows, maybe in time you may get back together with her." BITCH, SHE'S DEAD. Did the spirits not tell you that?

She also said she was talking to my grandma, who's also dead. That annoyed me because my grandma was cool and thought shit like this was retarded.

I hated that shit. Psychics are retarded.

 

[P~Titty]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The only thing more retarded than a psychic is going to one. “You need to forgive yourself.” A priest could tell you that for free.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I've thought about trying to become a fake psychic. I think I would be good at it but it's a very unethical thing to do.

 

[guest]

I've thought about trying to become a fake psychic. I think I would be good at it but it's a very unethical thing to do.

Yeah, really unethical. Fucking evil, gay fucking shit.

 

[gassers]

How about going to the church once in a while funster?

Fear the god stupid or else you will burn in hell for a thousand years.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

How about going to the church once in a while funster?

Fear the god stupid or else you will burn in hell for a thousand years.

This guy gets it. Except it's an eternity, not a thousand years.

 

[gassers]

This guy gets it. Except it's an eternity, not a thousand years.

Amen.

 

[guest]

How about going to the church once in a while funster?

Fear the god stupid or else you will burn in hell for a thousand years.

You're the one who keeps saying he hates life, which is blasphemy.
And ever heard of "thou shalt go forth and multiply", sinner?

 

[gassers]

You're the one who keeps saying he hates life, which is blasphemy.
And ever heard of "thou shalt go forth and multiply", sinner?

Lol, where does it say that? "go forth and multiply" Have you ever been to church?

Nice old english stupid.

 

[guest]

Lol, where does he it say that? "go forth and multiply" Have you ever been to church?

Been to church? I've been to more authentic churches than you've even dreamed of, shitskin. I've been to the fucking vatican in Rome. Fucking cunt.
"Have you ever been to church?" your local church is a fucking mud hunt, faggot.

 

[Imager]

Psychics are for women.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've thought about trying to become a fake psychic. I think I would be good at it but it's a very unethical thing to do.

Just become a real psychic then. Far more ethical.

 

[gassers]

Been to church? I've been to more authentic churches than you've even dreamed of, shitskin. I've been to the fucking vatican in Rome. Fucking cunt.
"Have you ever been to church?" your local church is a fucking mud hunt, faggot.

Nigga i didn't mean it literally, if your soul was not one with the lord himself it didn't mean shit, even if it was vatican.

Have you ever prayed geniunely with verses n shiet?

 

[guest]

Nigga i didn't mean it literally, if your soul was not one with the lord himself it didn't mean shit, even if it was vatican.

Have you ever prayed geniunely with verses n shiet?

I'm not talking about what goes on between me and the Lord with you.

 

[gassers]

I'm not talking about what goes on between me and the Lord with you.

yeah sure. excuses.

 

[guest]

yeah sure. excuses.

Your skin is the color of shit.

 

[gassers]

Your skin is the color of shit.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

This is how reasonable people view all religion, too.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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Holy shit that's fucking crazy