I was thinking about Patreeky today…

[UnPRePared]

I got some nuts for ya, Raymond. And I aint talking Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins nigga

So Anthony Phillips then?

Not a far fetched accusation, poor bastard had crippling stage anxiety.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This negro almost missed his last appointment that he didn't have to go anywhere for. He slept at literally the one hour of the day he needed to be awake for and the Nigerians had to let them in and they pounded on his door for 20 minutes and then he had blood taken in the shared kitchen, so now the Nigerians want to machete him because that's gross.

“I’ll whack you with a baseball bat in the temple then burn your palms with a grill lighter. Poop poop poop pee. I think I’ll get a burger with no bun today. I’m watching my carbs intake.”

 

[Turk February]

Why not just suck off old men for better meals?

I wasn't gay yet. It's a new thing for me. @chocolatehellhole introduced me to it.

 

[UnPRePared]

I wasn't gay yet. It's a new thing for me. @chocolatehellhole introduced me to it.

@Turk February for God's sake, will you stop talking about your ass!?!

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February for God's sake, will you stop talking about your ass!?!

Why would I do something as crazy as that?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

What the fuck is up with your temper? You're usually nice to everyone. I'm losing my hand. You're losing your mind.

Jaime is a lot meaner than Ryan.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jaime is a lot meaner than Ryan.

@Turk February on the left.

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February on the left.
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What the fuck is your issue with me. I'm starting to take offense.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What the fuck is your issue with me. I'm starting to take offense.

Poop poop pee pee

 

[Turk February]

Poop poop pee pee

I bet if I had a doctor do a blood test on you it would reveal you poop and pee too.

 

[UnPRePared]

I bet if I had a doctor do a blood test on you it would reveal you poop and pee too.

I think there's a book on that to back you up.

 

[Turk February]

I'm actually kind of bummed Bonnie doesn't like me. I like him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually kind of bummed Bonnie doesn't like me. I like him.

Just back off the pee throttle a bit. And remember, this isn't Calvin Coolidge anymore. This is Jamie.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Imagine resurrecting back to life and you return here (where I, boq, killed him).

Imagine I collapse your trachea with one firm karate chop and then floss while you gag and puke blood.

 

[UnPRePared]

Hey wait a minute...

@Nigger John you were thinking about a peanutty shit dick?

Doesn't anyone use psyllium husk around here?

 

[Turk February]

Just back off the pee throttle a bit. And remember, this isn't Calvin Coolidge anymore. This is Jamie.

But my pee is exciting and interesting. I look at it many times a day.

 

[BUBBLER]

off topic is the place to be

Always has been

I’m happy that Patreeky left this cesspool.

Even though he called me a retard in DM’s. Sniff

Him and I used to talk on the phone for hours. :sniff:

What the fuck is up with your temper? You're usually nice to everyone. I'm losing my hand. You're losing your mind.

his brother just died. let him mourn

 

[BUBBLER]

would

Hayley Williams is the most rapeable women in all of history

 

[Chive Turkey]

I've never had it because you're getting half as much peanut butter and half as much jelly. Having to wash two knives instead of one isn't that big of a deal to me because I keep my dishes done and washing them is free.

Washing two knives??!? Spread the peanut butter getting as much of it off as isn't annoying then just use that knife for the jelly. It's not like you use jelly for anything you don't use peanut butter for and being in the fridge doesn't hurt peanut butter at all, so no harm in having trace amounts of PB in your jelly. After that, just throw the knife in the garbage or off an overpass.

Yeah, I've lived with women. When I see flecks of peanut butter in the jelly, I don't freak out or anything but it does ruin my fucking life.

Just lick the knife clean in between administering the pbj, ya rocket scientists.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This negro almost missed his last appointment that he didn't have to go anywhere for. He slept at literally the one hour of the day he needed to be awake for and the Nigerians had to let them in and they pounded on his door for 20 minutes and then he had blood taken in the shared kitchen, so now the Nigerians want to machete him because that's gross.

Half of what he says about his medical care makes no sense and I wouldn’t be shocked if they just knocked on his door then left. But them knocking on his door for 20 minutes is so whacky and zany. This Turk guy is a real character! He was probably shitfaced and being weird to the first female nurse who came over. They saw he was living like a pig in squalor and told him they wouldn’t go back. Since you seem to actually gave a shit about him then you should stop entertaining his kooky retardation. Poop poop pee poop pee