I was cutting firewood the other day

[Build Black Better]

That hole is big?

You've had bigger?
Did you contribute your story to the fattest girl you:ve ever fucked thread?

 

[Build Black Better]

I've split a lot of wood and never been hit by a piece.

If you spit a lot on my wood, I'll gladly hit you with my piece

 

[Build Black Better]

The bark has a mean grip

Like Shaquifa's mean grip and mean bark. Not that I would know.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I guess it depends on the wood and or the setup you’re using. I’ve had it happen a couple of times, it’s never been a major issue. I usually split wood wearing my cros so I’m not really worried about it

Setup? You find a wide flat stump, put the piece you're trying to split on it, properly swing your maul (no possible way for me to explain it), and the pieces fly apart in even opposite directions. Only issue I've ever had is missing the sweet spot and the axe gets stuck in the wood which is remedied by some yelling and cursing like a lunatic.

 

[RobertMewler]

Very nice! I just bought my husband a cant hook as a surprise gift (it's still en route). It's gonna be a game-changer!

Setup? You find a wide flat stump, put the piece you're trying to split on it, properly swing your maul (no possible way for me to explain it), and the pieces fly apart in even opposite directions. Only issue I've ever had is missing the sweet spot and the axe gets stuck in the wood which is remedied by some yelling and cursing like a lunatic.

Yeah, I use a maul too (rather than an axe because I'm a scaredy cat) the same way and thankfully no misses that come close to causing injury.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The axe or a split piece of wood will sometimes hit you in the lower legs if you don’t get out of the way.

The axe is much worse.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Setup? You find a wide flat stump, put the piece you're trying to split on it, properly swing your maul (no possible way for me to explain it), and the pieces fly apart in even opposite directions. Only issue I've ever had is missing the sweet spot and the axe gets stuck in the wood which is remedied by some yelling and cursing like a lunatic.

What type of wood are you splitting?

Mesquite likes to stick together and can have lots of knots in it so it’ll go flying in random directions sometimes. But yeah usually the split pieces just got to the left and right

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nah it’s mesquite. Shit grows like weeds around here

I have a rich retard with a smoker who you could sell that shit to.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

What type of wood are you splitting?

Mesquite likes to stick together and can have lots of knots in it so it’ll go flying in random directions sometimes. But yeah usually the split pieces just got to the left and right

I grew up in the northeast, so whatever that shit is. Oak? What do I know? I just drink my coffee, grab my lunch pail, and head to the job site.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I have a rich retard with a smoker who you could sell that shit to.

All in with selling shit to retards

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I grew up in the northeast

Thoughts and prayers

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Nah that one's a walnut. That's what I call most labia majora, unless it's a totally flat Barbie slit.


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But to answer OP's question, that's a hard no on the splinter dick. Whiskey dick and gonorrhea dick is enough for me. (And no, I have no problems with shit dick, faggots. I just have problems with your shit dicks.)

Bitches cunt looks like a micropenis and balls

 

[guest]

Setup? You find a wide flat stump, put the piece you're trying to split on it, properly swing your maul (no possible way for me to explain it), and the pieces fly apart in even opposite directions. Only issue I've ever had is missing the sweet spot and the axe gets stuck in the wood which is remedied by some yelling and cursing like a lunatic.

I found striking right at the edge usually kept it from getting stuck and helped split it easier.