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I wanna see the debtor's movie!

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Do it, Pat. You're totally owning Quasi

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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You could base a character on Pat, tone it down significantly, put it in an over-the-top comedy movie, and people would still call it unbelievable.
Larry David would say it's "too much" and pass on the script.

There are few things as comedically divine as the double “stlaker, stlaker.”
He's beyond parody. Pig is the best evidence that I live entirely within my own delusions/some sick simulation. I guess if this place is part of it, can't be too bad.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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I hope none of those Redditors text Pat about this. It would probably upset him.

Maybe his plan is to hurry up and die his inevitable alcoholic fatass death to escape paying. Hope not. I’d really miss him.
 
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