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How many lawyers does Pat have to bring into the fold before everybody around him realizes it’s a total waste?
Just pay Q you fat worthless fuck.
Just pay Q you fat worthless fuck.
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Is that Fatso's lawyer as a child? If so, just keep in mind she flunked her way through law school sucking nigger cock and represents FatrickI know we're just here to be mean cyber terrorists but this is an adorable nerdy kid.
Revel within prison's confines, thou art a stlaker.View attachment 144742
Unhand the fair maiden Patrick ye stalkers!
There are some scenarios where I would put my conscience into the freezer for money, but if Patrick ever rolled into my office, I would tell him that I'd love to help, but unfortunately he is a fat faggot with bitch tits, and I'm gonna have to turn him awayBeing a lawyer looks like it would fuckin blow
The look of sheer shock on his face when heard a reference to this place, coming from the mouth of an attorney, would be amazing.There are some scenarios where I would put my conscience into the freezer for money, but if Patrick ever rolled into my office, I would tell him that I'd love to help, but unfortunately he is a fat faggot with bitch tits, and I'm gonna have to turn him away
I’d give it to her.I like that her hands are near her nametag. Staying true to her Puerto Rican roots by staying mug shot ready .
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To be fair they offer quite a few services he could use.
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Even worse the idiot named a special when he doesn't even have a solid 5 minutesThis one really infuriates. He's so fucking moronic to name it "Stall Tactics" yet stand at a URINAL! I can't.
This epitomises all of Fatricks ideas. He starts with the gimmick "Hurr durr tiny Tim bloody massacre" then attempts to build from there (and fails, fatly)This one really infuriates. He's so fucking moronic to name it "Stall Tactics" yet stand at a URINAL! I can't.
Shall I compare thee to a summer hog?Revel within prison's confines, thou art a stlaker.
To prison thou art bound, O stalking presence.
Mentally infirm thou art, O haunting specter.
Instructed thou hast been, countless myriad times,
Cease thy contact with this telephone's digits.
Continuing thus, a felony of telephone's affront thou shape.
Make not thyself a harasser, O forbear!
Contact this number hence, I entreat thee, nevermore.
Mr Mullen that will be another $1.25
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