I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Brinton is based out of Cleveland Ohio, that's why they had to get that mousey snack Nicole Trevino Ways in the mix, she actually practices in Wisconsin. Speaking of which, Ways has moved out of her old firm and is now doing corporate counsel. https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicole-trevino-ways-23813149

Speaking of moves, looks like Brinton landed with a new firm. https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/ - glad the guy landed somewhere, his private practice was going to go nowhere fast. "Mr. Resto diligently works to bring clients a proactive approach in a cost-effective manner." Yeah for which side though?

Thanks for watching this Where Are They Now? episode. But I think this means Carrie told Pat no or maybe made a polite referral or something, or she was just too expensive.

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Is that a contact form? I bet the Tomlinsons have something to say about Brintons Legal acumen

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

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Nigga 1/6 was one of the biggest Patposting days we've seen in forever

 

[Jenna]

I still maintain (with zero evidence) that we pissed off Brinton with all the tomfoolery and sisterbaiting, to the point he kept up at it out of some misguided vengeance.

TV lawyers are supposed to get emotionally involved in their clients cases, real life lawyers are supposed to keep things professional. Brinty couldn't keep his poker face and look where that got him. Fabricating evidence and getting dropped by Minc Law.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

What I laugh about is that when you search Fatrick in the Wisconsin Court Access, it's like Christmas with Fatrick shitting himself in court:

2020 - Speeding Ticket
2021 - LOLSuit
2022 - BDA
2023 - Jen-uary 6

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"gamesmanship"

Remember, Brinton thought the case had jurisdiction in Wisconsin and was subject to Wisconsin law. He was so incompetent that he had no idea quashes are filed in the state of the party being subpeona'd, in this case California (Cloudflare). Which not only has strong anti-SLAPP laws which instakill the lawsuit, but also mandatory award of legal fees. Brinton, HAD NO CLUE THIS WOULD HAPPEN, and thus failed to satisfy Krinsky.

Brinton also has a fat coal burning whore leech of a sister and he doesn't eat ass right.

 

[RobertMewler]

I still maintain (with zero evidence) that we pissed off Brinton with all the tomfoolery and sisterbaiting, to the point he kept up at it out of some misguided vengeance.

TV lawyers are supposed to get emotionally involved in their clients cases, real life lawyers are supposed to keep things professional. Brinty couldn't keep his poker face and look where that got him. Fabricating evidence and getting dropped by Minc Law.

Committing perjury to judge Ashley wasn't a good move either. Reminder: Brinton told Ashley, when asked if his Wisconsin court was the proper venue, that he had no reason to believe any of us didn't know Pat personally and/or weren't domiciled in Wisconsin. This was all said in order to prevent Ashley from tossing the case from his court. It was horse shit of pontificating proportions.

Watch his stuttering and nervous ticks as he tries to stay composed shoveling his bull:

9:50 - 10:53: https://files.catbox.moe/p99y6q.mp4

 

[SpaceEdge]

Brinton Resto claimed that I was a Wisconsinite and I'll never forgive him.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Brinton Resto claimed that I was a Wisconsinite and I'll never forgive him.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Apostle.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Brinton Resto claimed that I was a Wisconsinite and I'll never forgive him.

He's a typical under bridge dweller, like his whoar sister.

 

[Stent]

Brinton can lawyer the shit out of a bottle of wine. That's lawyer code for eating turds out of an asshole for sexual gratification.

 

[NigelCumia]

I was a heavy user of the old sub and sorta drift off to wallstreetbets after the sub shut down and the market got white hot. Anyways, while I was gone the fat kid tried to sue me?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Has Brinton been invited to speak on NPS?
He could probably do with an Amazon Gift card or two.

Based on that apartment he shares with three other dudes I suspect he’d kill for those gift cards.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Brinton can lawyer the shit out of a bottle of wine. That's lawyer code for eating turds out of an asshole for sexual gratification.

He buttchugs Pinot noir.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Based on that apartment he shares with three other dudes I suspect he’d kill for those gift cards.

You may have to work on a Brinton and Dan reality TV show. I could see those two getting into all kinds of wacky antics living in Dan’s apartment with Flavia.

 

[WheelchairFred]

I can't wait to see "I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 4" pinned to the top of the sub. I will cheer in all the right places, child.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was a heavy user of the old sub and sorta drift off to wallstreetbets after the sub shut down and the market got white hot. Anyways, while I was gone the fat kid tried to sue me?

I hate to break it to you, but Vic Henley has died

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Pat did say that it was a surprise to him that he could be held liable for Quasi's legal fees. If Brinton didn't tell him that, I could see that being grounds for them to fire him, since he is potentially exposing the firm to a malpractice claim.

Of course, Pat could just be lying about that for sympathy, or maybe he was told about the legal consequences but didn't listen because he was too busy fantasizing about prison for Quasi.

Patrick LOVES fantasizing about wacky funsters imprisonment.

 

[NoBacon]

What’s the rough approximation of total costs owed now? It must also include the bill for a Wisconsin agent right?

It’s gotta be approaching 50k

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What’s the rough approximation of total costs owed now? It must also include the bill for a Wisconsin agent right?

It’s gotta be approaching 50k

payquasi.lol has him at $38.6k but I've never fully understood if that includes everything or not

 

[NoBacon]

payquasi.lol has him at $38.6k but I've never fully understood if that includes everything or not

I don’t think that has the SFWA quash costs