I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is this how Oopsie Doodles works?

 

[Stent]

Will he hire another lawyer, potentially adding thousands more to his debt, or will he accede to the inevitable? Can he afford a lawyer at this point? How fat is he?

 

[guest]

I trust legal scholar and courtroom protocol expert Rick “Pat” Tomlinson to find a way out of this mess he created.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Jokes on you, he's got better marbling than Iberico pork

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

What possible angle could this man exploit, to get him out of dutch now? What legal argument can he introduce, that would get him out of paying Quasi? How does he squirm out of this trap?

I want to celebrate but I dont wanna be premature about it

 

[Hudson]

I can't believe this and the new Tiny Tim book thread came out on the same day.

Talk about a wealth of riches.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I want to celebrate but I dont wanna be premature about it

Here cumbs the pre

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I cannot imagine the stress he feels deep down at his core. He used the SFWA legal fund thinking it was a free ride. He ignored the fine print because he was so blinded by his anger.

You need to get it through your fat head that there’s no such thing as free, Patrick. Someone, somewhere is on the hook to pay and if you’re not sure who it is, then it’s best to assume it’s probably you.

In the end, the SFWA weren’t your friends and they did you no favors. They let you make bad choice after bad choice and Brinton billed them every 6 minutes because that’s what lawyers are supposed to do.

And he couldn’t even get you a fucking name.

And now Quasi gets a nice 10% return on you until you pay up. It only gets worse for you.

 

[Cuphead]

ONA PARTY ROCK!. Praise Rahul

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I smell a Swatting coming. Or maybe that's just Nikki's snatch.

Yes. Get your call log scraper fine-tuned brothaman. SwaTTings 13-60 incoming.

 

[Honey Badger]

I feel like karma is going to smack me for taking such joy in his suffering, but he's a genuinely bad person and he deserves it.

It’s a beautiful feeling when you get past that hump

 

[Matt from Tinder]

"The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind small." -Sextus Empiricus

Our legal system is a bureaucratic nightmare, but it's the way white people do things, and the U.S. isn't North Brazil yet. It's broken much stronger men than our lolpig. I look forward to what happens nexxxxxt. Thanks, Quasi!

 

[The Greaseman]

 

[victor_sanchez]

quasi wylin' out tonight

 

[Meownaw]

The only thing I can really think of is that SFWA pays it for him by using some loophole in their bylaws. Restitution clearly needs to be made though, regardless

Do you really think the SFWA will bail him out after everything he put them through? From cons having to send out letters apologizing for hateful messages and that everything is safe and not to worry? Not to mention the membership leak. They will not help him again unless they are as dumb as Pat is.

 

[BudDickman]

This reminds me of a conversation™ I had with Pat a few days ago that I didn't even bother posting.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Sew those nickels into your mattress if you want to keep them, fat boy. Quietly is key.

 

[guest]

You know, I bet he mans up, takes it on the chin(s), and starts to responsibly pay his debt in a timely fashion.

 

[Meownaw]

You know, I bet he mans up, takes it on the chin(s), and starts to responsibly pay his debt in a timely fashion.

Oh I don't think that will happen at all!

 

[guest]

Oh I don't think that will happen at all!

I guess it is possible he acts all fat about it and makes it worse for himself!