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Never really thought of Kathy Lee Gifford as having tits at all but I'm sure it's accurate.
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I was running the bases one baseball practice and my helmet came off, kids laughedsome kid was pretending to be frozen when it was his turn at wall ball, fat fucker killed
i had some parallel thinking and tried the same but moments later
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felt horrible shame
Fawwwk parallel thinking, did the exact same thing in the exact same situation. Same grade, even. Cellar kid's table regulars.I was in a teasemance with this girl named Amanda in 4th grade where we'd just quip back and forth every day saying how we didn't like each other. One time I said her name was Amanda because she was "A Man, duh" which popped the boys pretty hard.
Beans, beans, they're good for your heartWhere we at with milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner fudge is made? An old time favorite where I come from
I didn't know Kids who sucked cock was in the newsIt was topical in 1998.
I'm embarrassed for that oneI was running the bases one baseball practice and my helmet came off, kids laughed
Next time I was up to bat and ran again, I positioned my helmet poorly and shook my head while running to intentionally make it fall off. No laughs
That was the turning point in me never becoming a comedian. You can't do the same joke more than once!
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