I tore something in my knee

[Patrick O'Neal]

Knees are famously one of the strongest parts of the human body. It's basically impossible to screw them up.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Book an MRI for April or however long it takes in that socialist hellhole

 

[Brooke Shields]

How fucking old are you, you old fucking fuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How fucking old are you, you old fucking fuck

I died at 94 but I'm also 35. I'm becoming very easily hurtable. It's pretty fucking gay.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sounds like a possible LCL tear.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sounds like a possible LCL tear.

Yeah that's what my googling has led me to believe as well. But I'm only a doctor of beats and rhymes.

Hopefully prayer will heal me.

Dear God, please unfuck my knee right now or I'll fucking kill you. Amen.

I don't know how to pray.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yeah that's what my googling has led me to believe as well. But I'm only a doctor of beats and rhymes.

Hopefully prayer will heal me.

Dear God, please unfuck my knee right now or I'll fucking kill you. Amen.

I don't know how to pray.

RIP to your NBA dreams

 

[Leeeavings]

Plz change your name to Cripply McStumbles

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Plz change your name to Cripply McStumbles

Look Whos Walking

 

[Leeeavings]

Look Whos Walking

*hobbling

 

[UnPRePared]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, I have a friend here to talk to you...

Was it a Dick Van Dyke fall? Or a Lucille Ball fall?



I tell you what, Abe, comedy isn't what it used to be! It was - it was always supposed to be about laughing at others pain! That's where joy comes from, when it doesn't happen to you!

Larry Fine told me he was there when Curly had his stroke - said it was the funniest thing he ever did! And when Shemp had his third heart attack on the Columbia lot, Moe gave the wrong directions to the ambulance! Those guys, always pulling pranks.

But then Joe Besser killed that prostitute. No one laughed about that, because she was Sam Katzman's secretary. And because Joe Besser was never funny.

What are we talking about again, you slipped on Maple syrup? Between that and the Newfies, Canada is a death trap.

Tonight we have Karl from WATP to explain why he and all Dabblers are complete faggots, stay tuned!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, I have a friend here to talk to you...

Was it a Dick Van Dyke fall? Or a Lucille Ball fall?



I tell you what, Abe, comedy isn't what it used to be! It was - it was always supposed to be about laughing at others pain! That's where joy comes from, when it doesn't happen to you!

Larry Fine told me he was there when Curly had his stroke - said it was the funniest thing he ever did! And when Shemp had his third heart attack on the Columbia lot, Moe gave the wrong directions to the ambulance! Those guys, always pulling pranks.

But then Joe Besser killed that prostitute. No one laughed about that, because she was Sam Katzman's secretary. And because Joe Besser was never funny.

What are we talking about again, you slipped on Maple syrup? Between that and the Newfies, Canada is a death trap.

Tonight we have Karl from WATP to explain why he and all Dabblers are complete faggots, stay tuned!

It was more of a Scooby-Doo style fall where I was kicking my feet in place and I had my hands right full of shit but instead of flying up in the air and landing on my back like I usually do I just kind of crumpled into a heap of shit.

 

[UnPRePared]

It was more of a Scooby-Doo style fall where I was kicking my feet in place and I had my hands right full of shit but instead of flying up in the air and landing on my back like I usually do I just kind of crumpled into a heap of shit.

Christ, my friend. Go see a specialist. You don't want to be a one-knee.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My body is so dicked. So dicked. My knee, my rib, DICKED.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadian Thanksgiving is fucking killing me.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

My body is so dicked. So dicked. My knee, my rib, DICKED.

How's your dick holding up?

 

[Child..]

Canadian Thanksgiving is fucking killing me.

Who warned you about his "curse" being contagious?

ME!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How's your dick holding up?

Dick still works for now. Not like I can actually fuck right now or anything though, so why even have a dick at all?

My dick's gone soft, I'm wondering why
I even have a dick at all
My morning shit clogged up my toilet
And I can't pee at all
And even if I could, my dick's so small
I'd dribble piss all down my balls
It reminds me that my life's so sad
My life's so sad