I took a bunch of Ritalin to help me focus on boring ass housekeeping programming, and now I feel like fawkin Mr Robot. I also want to jerk off to

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Wait. Housekeeping programming? Are you building a Flaviadroid?

He’s working on a very special app for TempleOS.

 

[guest]

Oh and Zelda wasn't?

No. She really wasn't. You are going to prison, stlaker etc.

 

[Jenna]

I like rape.

We know, bud.

Also saved:

 

[Meownaw]

"I don't appreciate being called a rapist".
"Well then don't rape"!

 

[Papa Goldendick]

This place is filled full of goddamn junkies and queers!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Who has a better digital dumper? Zelda or 2B?

Xena

 

[Meownaw]

Xena

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Nice PS2 graphics, stupid. What's it like spending your entire sales life in the bargain bin?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Nice PS2 graphics, stupid. What's it like spending your entire sales life in the bargain bin?

 

[Meownaw]

Fawwwwwwwk it was on PS1 my slam is a compliment. It was a fighting game?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Fawwwwwwwk it was on PS1 my slam is a compliment. It was a fighting game?

The fighting game was on the N64, Xena: Warrior Princess: The Talisman of Fate, published in 1999.

 

[Jenna]

The fighting game was on the N64, Xena: Warrior Princess: The Talisman of Fate, published in 1999.

Matt Casamassina of IGN wrote that the game's graphics were "highly detailed and varied." Casamassina also wrote that the game's 3D polygonal characters "look right on par with their television counterparts. Meanwhile, the game's 3D arenas, also modeled after recognizable locations from the show, look splendid with crisp textures, animated background effects and lots of variation." Casamassina also praised the game's camera system and "super smooth framerate"

Casamassina concluded that the game "is a surprisingly good fighter that brings the license to Nintendo 64 in top form. Featuring a remarkable 3D engine, pretty graphics and an outstanding four-player mode to boot, the game has a lot to offer and does its best to disprove the theory that all licensed videogames are doomed to be poor.

Stop praising the Xena game Matt Casablanca! IGN shit.

 

[Meownaw]

Stop praising the Xena game Matt Casablanca! IGN shit.

I just spent 4 minutes combing the IGN interview on wayback machine because the current one said it was edited in 2018 and I wanted to know what they edited. Turns out that's the year they put the old reviews back on the site...

 

[guest]

"I don't appreciate being called a rapist".
"Well then don't rape"!
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This is like the only memorable funny joke from that show and I bet it was improvised by Gregg.

 

[PickleRickle]

I just spent 4 minutes combing the IGN interview on wayback machine because the current one said it was edited in 2018 and I wanted to know what they edited. Turns out that's the year they put the old reviews back on the site...

I used to read their faggot reviewers gay blogs as a kid

 

[Meownaw]

I used to read their faggot reviewers gay blogs as a kid

Can you imagine a video game site having shit like this today? Insane.

formen.ign.com: Babes of ABC

Melissa Joan Hart leads the parade of hotties at the ABC network. We like to watch.

web.archive.org

 

[guest]

Can you imagine a video game site having shit like this today? Insane.
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Tbf it was always cringe. "Ign for men" lol shut up.

 

[Meownaw]

Tbf it was always cringe. "Ign for men" lol shut up.

Besides that it's insane that it was accepted.

 

[guest]

Besides that it's insane that it was accepted.

What's wrong with it again? We're not allowed to say women are attractive? Let's unpack this.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Oh no, was googling some Lucy as you do, and came across this.

 

[PickleRickle]

Can you imagine a video game site having shit like this today? Insane.

formen.ign.com: Babes of ABC

Melissa Joan Hart leads the parade of hotties at the ABC network. We like to watch.

web.archive.org

Wow. Its odd, I want to say I vaguely remember that sort of thing, but it could be a false memory. They wrecked mens hobbies so hard. Yeah man, I cant imagine the shit show if some gaming site tried pulling a mens club sort of thing these days.