I threw up real hard this morning

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Art is fucking gay, by the way. Want me to back that statement up? Okay:

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[Dummy Gaynuts]

I drank like 3/4 of a 60oz of rye

Jesus christ, why did you drink that much rye of all things

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You really seem worried. I asked my mother what you could do and she said that you might want to go to a doctor can get your pussy checked.

It's not my pussy, it's my stomach. Tell your mom I said she's a stupid bitch and she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Respectfully.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus christ, why did you drink that much rye of all things

I'm a retarded binge drinker and I never passed out.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm a retarded binge drinker and I never passed out.

Yeah but rye is nasty as hell

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah but rye is nasty as hell

It's my go-to. I'm Canadian trash.

 

[Kinderman]

My chick's at her sister's for the weekend so I got shitfaced. I drank like 3/4 of a 60oz of rye. I'm still throwing up. I haven't been this hungover since I was like 16. I'm kinda scared. I think I did some damage.

Jesus, dude. I mean keep an eye on it, but I’d guess you’re just badly hungover and extremely dehydrated. The painful mouth/throat shit really is probably from stomach acid. Get some fluids and B vitamins in you and make sure you’re not puking and/or shitting blood.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's my go-to. I'm Canadian trash.

It's not that popular in America. Maryland has a strong rye tradition for some reason, if I'm remembering correctly there was a minor insurrection after the american revolution over the govt taxing their rye. That shit is gnarly dude, yuckaroonie

 

[PickleRickle]

Did you do a speedball, fuck a fat jew, cry about killing yourself on an anonymous web forum, threaten to kill one of the users, then get tricked into sending a Cuban hit squad up from Miami to Bubba the Love Sponge's old house in Tampa? Cuz if I did that I'd be sick to my stomach.

@whippinghuskies comment?

Nah. I just called the girlfriend a smelly unfuckable mess that doesnt suck my dick enough.

 

[johnnynoname]

this thread is now AIDS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus, dude. I mean keep an eye on it, but I’d guess you’re just badly hungover and extremely dehydrated. The painful mouth/throat shit really is probably from stomach acid. Get some fluids and B vitamins in you and make sure you’re not puking and/or shitting blood.

I've been pounding water all day, I just can't keep it down. My puke is red now but I did force down a strawburry yogurt. I'm also known to throw up some blood from time to time and it's been happening for years. I think I have an ulcer.

Edit: I took a black, mucousy, floating shit. That's gotta be a good sign.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Art is fucking gay, by the way. Want me to back that statement up? Okay:

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Though the more likely culprit…Drinking from the same river you shit in.

 

[Kinderman]

I've been pounding water all day, I just can't keep it down. My puke is red now but I did force down a strawburry yogurt. I'm also known to throw up some blood from time to time and it's been happening for years. I think I have an ulcer.

Wouldn’t be a terrible idea to follow up with a doctor after this episode.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Try these

If it hurts too much just skip the meatballs, the rest should go down smoothy and it's good to get some solids in

 

[Stent]

I got a text from Abe's stomach. It told me he's a little bitch and he wouldn't dare drink all day again.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did you do a speedball, fuck a fat jew, cry about killing yourself on an anonymous web forum, threaten to kill one of the users, then get tricked into sending a Cuban hit squad up from Miami to Bubba the Love Sponge's old house in Tampa? Cuz if I did that I'd be sick to my stomach.

@whippinghuskies comment?

Can we stop personally attacking me? Thanks.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My chick's at her sister's for the weekend so I got shitfaced. I drank like 3/4 of a 60oz of rye. I'm still throwing up. I haven't been this hungover since I was like 16. I'm kinda scared. I think I did some damage.

Last week I was so hungover that I just dry heaved for 12 hours.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Minus the throwing up part it sounds like something I had when I was a kid that was triggered by an allergic reaction to a non-penicillin antibiotic. My well-meaning mother made me my favourite grilled ham and cheese sandwich, not knowing that chewing the toasted bread was like eating razor blades. It cleared up in a few days. Closest thing I can find is canker sores.

 

[Voscabulary]

don't go turning into a real ghost on us, abe