I think we can go ahead and shelve the idea that he works in insurance as a day job

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

But he doesn't close up bars, guys. He's a classy drunk.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

But he doesn't close up bars, guys. He's a classy drunk.

He hasn’t mentioned “working” at a bar in a while with his stupid laptop. He’s been bragging about his dumb Tiny Tim book that currently has zero publishers involved but not a laptop bar shot.

I think Niki cut off Pat’s pocket money.

That’s a show reference, Dan.

 

[guest]

Pat is 42 years old and proudly day drinks on weekdays. He doesn’t go to hooligans at night because he starts drinking early and to avoid running into scary black people because they come out at night.

Hes extraordinarily fat, too.

 

[SFWA liaison]

how on earth does he not realize how effeminate he comes across? wine aunt energy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

how on earth does he not realize how effeminate he comes across? wine aunt energy

That’s a perfect description, he thinks all this booze talk makes him sound like some manly tough guy yet it comes off so womanly. He might as well be oinking about making mimosas. “It’s wine-o-clock! AM I RIGHT?”

 

[Brooke Shields]

45K people watching on just this one channel.

46,000 followers.

98 likes, 4 retweets.

Patrick has all of his followers watching

 

[guest]

How does he make money? FUCK

He's a compensated Havana Syndrome victim. (Remember how he hears "drums?") Makes as much sense as anything else.

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

45K people watching on just this one channel. I haven't seen one second of it. It's crazy how fucking gay this world is.

Is that really all that many?

I seriously don’t understand why anybody cares about this - it happened almost 2 years ago. So many other things have happened recently and even they barely get talked about anymore - Ukraine/Russia, Roe v. Wade, Twitter going to Elon Musk, etc.

Only thing I hear about now are gas prices and inflation because you are slapped in the face with it literally every single day. Certainly doesn’t seem like the Dems are doing much about it either despite owning the House, Senate, and Presidency.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is that really all that many?

I seriously don’t understand why anybody cares about this - it happened almost 2 years ago. So many other things have happened recently and even they barely get talked about anymore - Ukraine/Russia, Roe v. Wade, Twitter going to Elon Musk, etc.

Only thing I hear about now are gas prices and inflation because you are slapped in the face with it literally every single day. Certainly doesn’t seem like the Dems are doing much about it either despite owning the House, Senate, and Presidency.

It’s only the twitter wackos like Pat that care about this - the mentally ill and chronically unemployed are watching because real people have jobs and lives and dealing with the real current problems caused by democrats. Notice nobody gives a shit about Covid anymore? They beat that dead horse into the ground and people are worried about real things. Now you’ve got a possible recession, 40 year high inflation, everything is more expensive and you can’t even trust your grocery store to have the food you’re looking for.

Of course if you don’t have a job and live of the government and are mentally I’ll to the point you don’t leave the house then the Jan 6 hearings are the BIGGEST THING EVER. I’ve noticed the news kept calling the hearings “historic” at first, then it bombed in the ratings because turns out the majority of people don’t care about it they stopped calling it “historic”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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The 1.2 GPA idiot needs to be liquored up before he can do what he does best: order every Republican to go to prison.

no no pat.. when trying to be funny MORE words is always better

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

He hasn’t mentioned “working” at a bar in a while with his stupid laptop. He’s been bragging about his dumb Tiny Tim book that currently has zero publishers involved but not a laptop bar shot.

I think Niki cut off Pat’s pocket money.

That’s a show reference, Dan.

But Mama ravens “speshul widdle boy” doesn’t need to work, does he?

That’s a Nice Podcast stupid reference, O&A

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

America is already tired from the trial of the century, Depp v Heard

I don’t know one person - not a family member, friend, or co worker make any mention of this hearing or post about it on social media. Even the most liberal family members I have aren’t watching it. They thought these hearings would be huge ratings to the point of putting in prime time which shows how out of touch TV / The Media is with the common person. People are dealing with real problems related to the current disaster of a president and don’t have time to worry about the previous one

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

How does he make money? FUCK

Selling his own special boy hot sauce to all his favorite troughs. In his deluded imagination.

 

[guest]

Selling his own special boy hot sauce to all his favorite troughs. In his deluded imagination.

Another thing he doesn’t have the proper permit for

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Selling his own special boy hot sauce to all his favorite troughs. In his deluded imagination.

Bet he is still trying to work his way through the first bottle. Im sure he pawned off bottles to family members for xmas.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Selling his own special boy hot sauce to all his favorite troughs. In his deluded imagination.

He really thought his followers would believe local restaurants all started serving his homemade hot sauce. It’s amazing how detached he is from reality.