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How else are you supposed to get your groceries home after a 4th DUI?
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steal a police carHow else are you supposed to get your groceries home after a 4th DUI?
This makes no sense. Who the hell wants to get all their groceries soaked in bath water?How else are you supposed to get your groceries home after a 4th DUI?
My hearts getting heavy, my bloods getting cold, you changed me into something that I just cant control. If you see me comin best get out of my wayYou get t-boned and your snacks are destroyed. Then you're hungry, you're pissed, maybe you're crying a little. Then what? It's a bad bike
Then you have found yourself in a road accident, and should contact emergency services in the event anyone appears injured or is in need of assistance.
How could you do this to your fatherI think this bike is unironically great and am looking into it for my Dad right now, he’s 71 and would love to put all kinds of random garbage in there and ride around town.
Your dad sounds cool. I alway wanted to be a man about town with random stuff. I picture myself more of a recreational bus/ subway rider with a small cart. Perhaps when I retire I can live out that dream.I think this bike is unironically great and am looking into it for my Dad right now, he’s 71 and would love to put all kinds of random garbage in there and ride around town.
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