I think this type of bike is called "one small mistake changed my life forever"

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Load your family into an unprotected bucket on two wheels

 

[Meownaw]

I'd use that to ride around with a bunch of fawkin snacks.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd use that to ride around with a bunch of fawkin snacks.

You get t-boned and your snacks are destroyed. Then you're hungry, you're pissed, maybe you're crying a little. Then what? It's a bad bike

 

[Meownaw]

You get t-boned and your snacks are destroyed. Then you're hungry, you're pissed, maybe you're crying a little. Then what? It's a bad bike

Then I ride around with a bunch of candy.
I was a candy kid.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Then I ride around with a bunch of candy.
I was a candy kid.

You seem intent on self destruction

 

[Meownaw]

You seem intent on self destruction

They call me the fawking psycho.

 

[Turk February]

I'd use that to ride around with a bunch of fawkin snacks.

Obviously the correct thing to do is to turn it into a bath time rickshaw

 

[Meownaw]

Obviously the correct thing to do is to turn it into a bath time rickshaw
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But what if you drive into a downed telephone line like in The Ice Storm? Face!

 

[Turk February]

But what if you drive into a downed telephone line like in The Ice Storm? Face!

Then you have found yourself in a road accident, and should contact emergency services in the event anyone appears injured or is in need of assistance.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Obviously the correct thing to do is to turn it into a bath time rickshaw
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"Oh no my bath water spilled everywhere because you took too sharp of a turn! Both the bike and you are SHIT."

 

[Meownaw]

Then you have found yourself in a road accident, and should contact emergency services in the event anyone appears injured or is in need of assistance.

FAWK!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

FAWK!

Yeah you're joking around like a real jester in here but this is serious stuff

 

[Meownaw]

"Oh no my bath water spilled everywhere because you took too sharp of a turn! Both the bike and you are SHIT."

That's why he is riding in a straight line, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

Yeah you're joking around like a real jester in here but this is serious stuff

Look I'll admit puting a kid in there is stupid but you have to admit snacks, candy or even a rickshaw bath is a PFG idea.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Look I'll admit puting a kid in there is stupid but you have to admit snacks, candy or even a rickshaw bath is a PFG idea.

Maybe MAYBE throw some ice and brewskies in there and hand em out to cool dudes with rude 'tudes. Even that can be dangerous

 

[Meownaw]

Maybe MAYBE throw some ice and brewskies in there and hand em out to cool dudes with rude 'tudes. Even that can be dangerous

Wobbly pops and road sodas for da boys.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wobbly pops and road sodas for da boys.

Gets hot out dere. Gotta keep the fellas refreshed

 

[Meownaw]

Gets hot out dere. Gotta keep the fellas refreshed

Fawwwwwwwk then you could ride with the empties and get some nice pawket money. Just a taste.

 

[bantadant]

I like the rickshaw idea but instead of a bath you fill the bucket with rice and then sell it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I like the rickshaw idea but instead of a bath you fill the bucket with rice and then sell it

Why, so a bunch of chinks can haggle and lowball you over rice all day? No thanks