While offering you money for it would be unethical, I can probably provide you with craft service lunch if you let me film it for a documentary. No youtube bullshit, this is going straight to TIFF.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
- An individual from Lawrenceville, GA recently tried to cast doubt on Mr. Tomlinson's self-swatting by hiring a hitman to kill him and framing the forum
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I think I’m going to cut off my penis
- Thread starter Nigger John
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You have already been acting like you don't have a penis since your return, so it wouldn't make any difference at this point.
You're supposed to eat someone else's penis
I suggest the nigger who's fucking your neighbor
I suggest the nigger who's fucking your neighbor
Only Albino penises from Mozambique cure AIDS
Anyone who calls you crazy for doing this is the actual crazy one.
@Sue Lightning will try to rape you afterwards
When he’s right he’s right
After much consideration, The DMAN does agree that the best course of action for Nig Jim would in fact be to partake in the time honored tradition of self castration followed by a well earned meal.
It tastes better if you cooked it yourself James. Have at it. And report back to us when you inevitably live to tell the story. Can't wait to read it. Good luck bro.
The whole twig and giggle berries?
Oh come on now!