I think I just broke one of the self checkout kiosks at my local grocery store.

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I hate the self check outs as well, but as others have said this is the future

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That's why you fill your pockets with as much shit you don't even need, it's just payback.

 

[guest]

That's why you fill your pockets with as much shit you don't even need, it's just payback.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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Is it just me, or is it really fucking sexy to fuck a chick who would steal some cigarettes for you afterwards?

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Abe if you want to really fuck with them just demand the helper scan and bag your shit for you. Ask nicely for them to give you a hand and they're pretty much obliged to do it. Treat the self checkout like a regular checkout. Failing that take a heavy backpack with you that will trigger an alert on the bagging scale when you select "using my own bag" You can drop some freebies in as you go around to cover the cost of you having to work for the store for 3 minutes.

Happy shopping.

 

[guest]

Is it just me, or is it really fucking sexy to fuck a chick who would steal some cigarettes for you afterwards?

I always liked them a little cuckoo

 

[Jenna]

I was in Poundland last week getting 8 individual cans of Monster because it's cheaper than buying 2 4packs out the supermarket and like always they need to do the age check on it where the old lady comes over and doesn't know how to work the stupid thing. A jakie gets on the one next to me and starts yelling about how they take people's jobs away and how they are the worst thing that's happened to society, trying to get me to join in with his crusade. I stared dead ahead and ignored him, he walked off and the lady came over and gave me one of those "see the shit I have to put up with?" looks, and then left the thing on her manager screen and just walked away. I probably could have refunded it but if I get caught stealing from poundland it's some rope store level self reflection.

Point is, these things take jobs away from people you wouldn't want as slaves. It's a necessary evil. Or maybe just in poundland, the cunts in tescos are OK

If some Scottish broad told me "I'm going to take you to Poundland", I'd be real disappointed if it was just to get energy drinks.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I always liked them a little cuckoo

You like them a little cuckoo, but you also like a cock or two, Haha.

Just busting your stones!

 

[Turk February]

Deodorant and spicy mustard? It sounds to me like you should be shopping for clonazepam and zoloft instead, you looney toon! HAHAHAHA.
But kidding aside, check with your doctor before taking any prescription medication, and be sure to be aware of possible side effect.

 

[guest]

Meaning it's not good for his emotional health. I guess I could have said mentally.

Could ya?

I'm in a very strange place right now. My one ex who I was with for almost ten years and then didn't speak to for about another six years just unblocked me on everything and has randomly started talking to me and it's sent me all fucky. I was madly in love with that ginger bitch.

The fact that I don't know how to feel about that situation has me yelling at machines and grocery store employees. I actually am literally retarded.

This the one that stabbed you, Abe? Or the one who watched you go through the hot wing fiasco?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Meaning it's not good for his emotional health. I guess I could have said mentally.

Genuinely

 

[Stent]

"Sir, please just take a breath. We can get this sorted out for you in just a few seconds. Maybe you're frustrated because of a ginger temptress who will emotionally manipulate you and leave you a damaged soul again?"





"IT'S MA'AM!"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I hate the self check outs as well, but as others have said this is the future

I don’t work for the grocery store so I will always wait for a person. We can’t automate everything. Well I mean we shouldn’t. I resent the fact that I have to stare at my face because they want me to know that I’m on camera.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Could ya?

This the one that stabbed you, Abe? Or the one who watched you go through the hot wing fiasco?

The Diablo shrimp one.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sounds like F/N behavior, Abe.

I've admitted before that I'm an aggressive nigger with a huge dick trapped in a white man's body.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

"Sir, please just take a breath. We can get this sorted out for you in just a few seconds. Maybe you're frustrated because of a ginger temptress who will emotionally manipulate you and leave you a damaged soul again?"





"IT'S MA'AM!"

My peckah is very confused right now.

 

[guest]

I've admitted before that I'm an aggressive nigger with a huge dick trapped in a white man's body.

Leave that poor honky alone - he's had enough.

 

[CuntFucker .]

 

[AntSucks]

I always find the self checkouts work really good as long as you don't use bags. Anything that weighs only an ounce or two messes it up. I scan everything, then bag it up at the end. Emotions are a lot like a self check out - you might have lots, but you can only deal with one at a time. Peace out brother.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

For Massachusetts fags, Market Basket has no self checkouts. Arthur Demoulas, the owner has said they will never have them under his watch. The lines are usually long though because those stores are always busy.