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I think Anthony has always disliked Joe, or at the very least has a deep resentment for him.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Can anyone explain why they let him be a frequent caller on Ron and Fez and also took him seriously?
They relied heavily on calls - sometimes I think they were just fucking with him and pretended to like him like they did with Big A (he’s the coolest, daddy-o!)

I remember Joe calling R&F one time and bragging he was “between hands” at the casino like he was some high roller playing poker all day while listening to the show and had to step away to call in and add…nothing.
 
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They relied heavily on calls - sometimes I think they were just fucking with him and pretended to like him like they did with Big A (he’s the coolest, daddy-o!)

I remember Joe calling R&F one time and bragging he was “between hands” at the casino like he was some high roller playing poker all day while listening to the show and had to step away to call in and add…nothing.
He was definitely between hands, it was just at the Big Apple Ranch.
 

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They relied heavily on calls - sometimes I think they were just fucking with him and pretended to like him like they did with Big A (he’s the coolest, daddy-o!)

I remember Joe calling R&F one time and bragging he was “between hands” at the casino like he was some high roller playing poker all day while listening to the show and had to step away to call in and add…nothing.
I remember too and it's a great example/way of encapsulating Joe.

Joseph Cumia may not work a 9-5. Why you ask? He's too clever for that shit. Natural born artistic talent, and his life experience taught him how to read people at the poker table. We're talking big games here with the real men, crazy money in smoke-filled rooms. $2k win here, $5k there (more than you make in a month lol!) playing the rich kids like his favorite Stratocaster. He was even buzzed while he won, because he does what he wants. Tipped the dealer $200 and washed it down with cold Bud COMPED. He's got HUGE BALLS and doesn't give a FUCK brothaman. Big stakes don't scare him, no risk no reward. That's what Tony Soprano said and that is how he lives. Your fear is why you still work the desk job. JEALOUS PUSSIES ARE SCARED OF THE REAL MAN.

This is how he has wanted the world to interact with him for the last 60 years.
 

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I would say Joe in all likelihood has shaved his sister dawn's pussy on multiple occasions.
I can picture Joe being all serious, eyeglasses perched low on his snout, a white towel over his shoulder ready for cleanup while Dawn is spread eagle on the bathroom vanity looking down at his handiwork.

Of course there is a red Gatorade in the fridge ready to be consumed once the job is done. COMP'D.
 

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