I studied art in college, little ones

[guest]

Operation #SAVENIKI

Put some makeup on, you sallow whore.

 

[RoTheHo69]

That's "pointillism", Fatso.

I guess they didn't teach him that part in Waukesha CC.. Or maybe he didn't listen.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Yes, Patrick - we, too, have seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, with it's zoom in on this piece.

Why don't you get really obscure next, and discuss "The Starry Night"?

Jeez, even in art, he has Basic Bitch tastes.

 

[42069]

Hat backwards at an art museum. As someone already stated flyover trash

 

[guest]

I love my second, better wife.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fucking rube hick trash.

Where's the fentanyl where you need it for this scum?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Niki looks like a soldado for the Sinaloa cartel.
Jesus.

She makes Danny Trejo look fuckable.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

He is just parroting something he heard during his short stint in community college before he dropped out

 

[Pat the Simp]

Operation #SAVENIKI

Niki looks a bit slimmer in the face. I really hope she's getting in shape to leave . And Niki, you're indoors. Take the sunglasses off your head.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Pat has to take a selfie from that angle and most of him out of frame to hide as much fat as possible.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I studied pointillism too pig, in seventh grade art class. We drew pairs of shoes in pointillism for class and they hung the good ones on the wall. Dumb pig thinks he knows something while taking art classes in community college before dropping out. He also looks to be wearing a mustang t-shirt with his backwards hat to complete the white trash wardrobe. I’ve only seen the redneck crowds at NASCAR events wearing shirts with car logos but pig thinks he’s real cool. No wonder Niki looks miserable, she’s married to a dork teenager who can’t properly dress himself like an adult.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki looks a bit slimmer in the face. I really hope she's getting in shape to leave . And Niki, you're indoors. Take the sunglasses off your head.

She looks miserable so I’m sure she’s sober here. Only smiles after a couple drinks, sober it shows how draining it is to be around the retard that is Pat.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He mentions the most surface level, banal information about that picture and thinks he’s a deep thinker. Doesn’t relate any interesting thoughts about why the child (, child) is the only one dressed all in white, or why the child is the only one staring directly at the viewer and everyone else is looking elsewhere. No, just “duhhhh the painter used dots! It’s like pixels!”

Information he definitely just read off the sign as some have already pointed out.

Art history classes are much more about the meaning of the paintings/pieces and the culture/time in which they are created and the artists lived. The physical creation of them is generally boring and takes up maybe 10 minutes of every 2-3 hour lecture/discussion. Fucking dullard.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Everyone knows the artwork featured here far exceeds anything in that museum.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So he studied art in college, was he trying to get a useless degree? Even when he went to college he couldn’t be bothered to learn anything that could help him get a decent career.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Operation #SAVENIKI

Horse’s Ass (x3) - Digital Image, Fat, 2021

 

[guest]

Vincent Van Dough
Pabloated Pigasso
Henri Fatisse
Edward Whopper
Leolardo Da Vinci

 

[RoTheHo69]

Vincent Van Dough
Pabloated Pigasso
Henri Fatisse
Edward Whopper
Leolardo Da Vinci

El Drecko

 

[stealthygeek]

TRANS LIVES MATTER

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Put some makeup on, you sallow whore.

This bitch looks like she's wearing some other bitch's face all Silence-of-the-Lambs style.