I studied art in college, little ones

[garbageman2244]

He's so fucking fat and insufferable, and lies (sure, Pat, you technically discussed this in your one semester of CC, but you're implying you actually finished school) constantly. Everyone else wishes they could be such a renaissance man, but nobody is as smart (too smart to be a cop!) as this obese dement. I really hate him.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1414381710075179011?s=19

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

My favorite works of art:

Mexican lawyer guts clown attorney
Pests make Asian bitch eyes go round

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I remember Colin Quinn saying that Norton would get a 'brain hemorrhoid' because he always tried so hard to sound intelligent. I bet piggy's brain ached after shitting this idiotic drivel out.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those 3 months in a shit "college" was all he needed. Now he thinks he is a historian. These are trips he should have taken with his daughter but he opted out on that so now its strictly for posturing on the internet to pretend he is learned. When he was just a C average high school grad from a shitty farm town that has poor education reviews.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

My ex graduated with a bachlors degree in art history? Where is she now? Fired from 7/11. Go fuck yourself fat stuff

 

[garbageman2244]

Imagine seeing these two waddling around the art museum, taking up all the space and wasting everyone's time while the fat(ter) one transcribes what he reads on the placards to twitter so he can sound intelligent. They should be put in a camp.

Niki looks positively thrilled, and Pat is sticking his neck way out to hide his chins too.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Yeah, the four-year program I did in college required me to take an art class too.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Oh just shut the fuck up you community college wash out. No one believes you knew this, or cares. He almost certainly plagiarized it from someone else today.

 

[guest]

Imagine seeing these two waddling around the art museum, taking up all the space and wasting everyone's time while the fat(ter) one transcribes what he reads on the placards to twitter so he can sound intelligent. They should be put in a camp.

Niki looks positively thrilled, and Pat is sticking his neck way out to hide his chins too.

That's exactly what he did! Instead of simply stating that he found the style interesting he couldn't help himself, and had to some how mention some vague connection to it. Which we all know was a lie.


P.S.

Lol at Nikki's face!

 

[RobertMewler]

Operation #SAVENIKI

 

[1073waaf]

Everyone learned about impressionism in elementary school art class. Who does he think he’s educating here?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Racking up that debt for the inevitable bankruptcy filing by the end of the year.

 

[guest]

Operation #SAVENIKI

She's obviously crying out to us for help!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

#SaveNikisButthole

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That's "pointillism", Fatso.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Everyone knows the smartest and most distinguished people take 100 pictures at art museums and post them to social media for important special boy points.

Imagine taking a picture of a picture. God damn he's such a fat piece of flyover trash.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Everyone knows the smartest and most distinguished people take 100 pictures at art museums and post them to social media for important special boy points.

Imagine taking a picture of a picture. God damn he's such a fat piece of flyover trash.

The entire trip was literally just for that. To snap as many pictures of artpieces as possible to get upboats on Twitter, like those Japanese tourists that speedrun Europe but somehow even more pathetic.

Your favorite media are capeshit and pulpy sci-fi, stupid. Your white trash ass isn't fooling anyone into thinking you're cultured because you saw a Van Gogh once.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Ade told Patrick she was pregnant and he knew it was time to Van Gogh. He grabbed his favorite Star Wars Dalí and hit the bricks.

 

[HotDogJoe]

like a pixel a hundred years before digital pictures were invented

It's hilarious how he constantly undermines his own attempts to sound like an intellectual by always comparing things to some modern invention or comic book movie. You see this piece? This depicts a hero a thousand years before the first Iron Man comic book was created!

Also digital pictures weren't a thing that was invented; digital cameras were, you fucking mongoloid.

 

[AntSucks]

Patrick's life is a good example of no-pointillism.