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I said this yesterday, but we still have eyes you lying pig.
"Running track"
"Running track"
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That's the only thing a schvitz is good for, sweating off a hangover. Cold pool dip afterwards, steak and eggs, wank, good as new.The Rat Pack used steam rooms to get rid of last nights booze before performing.
Yeah I heard that from Don Rickles on how Sinatra, Sammy, and Dean could do those shows and party all night. Just sweat out the booze and back on stage. Piggy however has zero reason to use a steam room. I don’t remember Lou Ferrigno or Schwarzenegger telling everyone in pumping iron to be mr Universe you need to use the steam room. Pat is that dork at the gym who “goes” but just stands around looking at his phone getting zero accomplished but tells themselves they’re earned the right to eat fried junk and a case of beer.That's the only thing a schvitz is good for, sweating off a hangover. Cold pool dip afterwards, steak and eggs, wank, good as new.
He used to take selfies all the time, after drowning his failed career dreams and lack of invitations to guest panels in cheap Milwaukee swill, he knows deep down he’s gotten fat as fuckWhy no more damp forehead selfies, pat? Are you lying about your gym visits or are you finally feeling shame about your gross out of shape body and swollen balding head?
He just likes to watch the cocks floppin"For the running track" is different than using the running track
If I looked like that I’d check myself into that fat camp that evil Ben Stiller was running.
If I looked like that I’d check myself into that fat camp that evil Ben Stiller was running.
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