I still can't believe he got $100K in legal funding and accomplished nothing in 9 months

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It would have been funny if he had been kept in the dark, and served papers to an oblivious Canyon. The Canyon Boykin thing was too perfect a present to be wrapped up for Rick. As he said to Josiah, he has Rahul and Canyon's identifications, he didn't care about the lawsuit at that point. How many nights did he imagine his big day in court, the brave victimized hero versus the racist police officer who killed a black guy at a traffic stop. All the attention and sympathy from the jury as they all take his side, every last juror validating that he's a good boy. We're both public figures, this trial could get national media attention, then the entire world can validate that I AM THE BESTEST BOY!

He was in control. He was telling anybody who'd listen, tweeting Canyon facts, spending frivolously, "your life is coming to an end, atalker". But it was all an elaborate reverse-catfish, a con too good to be true, and plenty of stupid fat Midwesterners fall for internet ruses every day. Instead of exploiting your hopeless romantic side, pretending to be a beautiful lonely girl, they pretended to be your perfect strawman villain.

I guess it's good Canyon didn't get financially wrapped up in this at all, but man those legal briefs would have been something. Canyon's lawyers denying everything and Pat's submitting evidence of illegally obtained screenshots as "proof".

I will point out by any legal standard especially the law in Mississippi, that Officer Boykin’s use of deadly force was justified since the perpetrator clearly brandished a firearm during the foot pursuit. Of course Piggy has proven time and again he doesent “undersTand laws, child.” The only reason Boykin was persecuted is because he agreed to be a thug wrangler in a black town, and the DA there and some pussy soy boy in Jackson were trying to score political points with the whole 35% of Mississippians who vote Democrat consistently.

 

[guest]

It would have been funny if he had been kept in the dark, and served papers to an oblivious Canyon. The Canyon Boykin thing was too perfect a present to be wrapped up for Rick. As he said to Josiah, he has Rahul and Canyon's identifications, he didn't care about the lawsuit at that point. How many nights did he imagine his big day in court, the brave victimized hero versus the racist police officer who killed a black guy at a traffic stop. All the attention and sympathy from the jury as they all take his side, every last juror validating that he's a good boy. We're both public figures, this trial could get national media attention, then the entire world can validate that I AM THE BESTEST BOY!

He was in control. He was telling anybody who'd listen, tweeting Canyon facts, spending frivolously, "your life is coming to an end, atalker". But it was all an elaborate reverse-catfish, a con too good to be true, and plenty of stupid fat Midwesterners fall for internet ruses every day. Instead of exploiting your hopeless romantic side, pretending to be a beautiful lonely girl, they pretended to be your perfect strawman villain.

I guess it's good Canyon didn't get financially wrapped up in this at all, but man those legal briefs would have been something. Canyon's lawyers denying everything and Pat's submitting evidence of illegally obtained screenshots as "proof".

Yeah I wonder how close they got to him making moves against Canyon and Rahul. It seems like it couldn’t have been more than a week or so but the ruse just fell apart. Too bad.

 

[guest]

he had (i say had, because statute of limitations have now passed, oopsie doodles) a few claims where he could have went after a few rascals for defamation.

but see, just getting a couple of people named in a suit would not be enough for rick. he wants to make sure all of us see the death penalty and he truly thinks that we're all part of a criminal conspiriacy (la costra nosta, this thing of ours).

blinded by his own narcissm, and encouraged by a couple of pedo enablers who were angered over a few sketches of mary kowal and fat rambo he overreached just like he overeats. now he gets egg noodles and ketchup, seethe and cope fat boy

I don’t think it passed, that’s part of the reason to file the John Doe lawsuit.

 

[Porkys]

Loved how Mayr just took the $$$ only to set him on a collision course to Quash. Rick thinking the Pro Tem Judge was too lazy and stupid to understand trolling shows how little effort Mayr put into advising his client or satisfying Krinsky.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Loved how Mayr just took the $$$ only to set him on a collision course to Quash. Rick thinking the Pro Tem Judge was too lazy and stupid to understand trolling shows how little effort Mayr put into advising his client or satisfying Krinsky.

In my opinion Krinsky isn’t the first thing Mayr has ever failed to satisfy.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Yeah I wonder how close they got to him making moves against Canyon and Rahul. It seems like it couldn’t have been more than a week or so but the ruse just fell apart. Too bad.

I can’t see any holes here. They probably already filled in Rahul and Canyons names in subpoenas and everything.

Would be fucking hilarious if they had everything done but filing and had to toss it and Pat still got charged billable hours for it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That other $100k - what was that for? What was it spent on? Why the fuck did Judge Schulman lecture Pat's legal team on the First Amendment - why didn't they know that shit already? Why the fuck did they submit the same paperwork to Judge Stein twice, given that they were supposed to rewrite it? How is that going to fucking help?

This might surprise some people, but many lawyers are pieces of shit.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Doing absolutely nothing would have accomplished more.

 

[guest]

It's actually staggering how incompetent his legal team was. They actually didn't accomplish one thing for him and left him open to owing the person he was trying to identify $24K.

Not only that, he's also incredibly fat by each and every medical standard.

Resto Not Dabessdo knew what he was doing by milking this piggly wiggly. Once ApostleGate dropped he must have finally come to his gay senses.

 

[guest]

It didn't fall apart, Josiah was the final bit. We knew Josiah wasn't sustainable long term, but it was a way to get interviews.

There's other things in play here, it's not as simple as "it keeps going, so he moves against canyon"
Doing so would have been an unlikely payoff and had further reaching consequences for our guys

Yeah I get that it’s probably best for the players that these guys didn’t end up personally involved but I’m curious how close we got to that.

 

[FurBurger]

Rick thinking the Pro Tem Judge was too lazy and stupid to understand trolling shows how little effort Mayr put into advising his client or satisfying Krinsky.

Fuckin' Legal Eagle Pat's comments on that annoyed me, too. If the judge doesn't understand the situation, that's when your lawyer goes to work Telling the Mark the Tale, and frames the situation in such a way that the judge just has to apply the law in your favour. "Your honour, it's exactly like this completely different but easily understandable real-world example, and since there's already precedent for it cite case that's near enough you don't even have to think for yourself, just rule in my client's favour!"

Instead, Pat hires an accountant, who are not known for their entertaining storytelling.