I saw the sign! I SAW THE SOIGN!

[DMAN]

And it owepened up moy oyes Oi saaww the soiigggn

And Tit
TOPE Ind Up
MOY OYES
OYE SWAW
THE SOYN

 

[DMAN]

They talked about this bit once every few years and kept making new discoveries and reveals every year, like the XM promo photoshop fail.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Bit sucked. DMAN comment?

 

[Professor Rape]

Bit sucked. DMAN comment?

You thought Hogwarts Legacy was good. I want my money and time back. There was a fucking tranny character!

 

[DMAN]

Bit sucked. DMAN comment?

The show passed you by that many years ago. And that's okay. But stop bothering us. Move on with your life.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Sensitive old fake black lol.

 

[Professor Rape]

Sensitive old fake black lol.

The DMAN (me, short for Dougie Man) or the DMAN?

 

[DMAN]

Sensitive old fake black lol.

That's your response to being summarily dismissed as a non-entity?

Weak attempt at trolling, typical axe wound gash can't hang with The DMEN. Go home and be a housewife.

Bake a pie, brawd.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

That's your response to being summarily dismissed as a non-entity?

Weak attempt at trolling, typical axe wound gash can't hang with The DMEN. Go home and be a housewife.

Bake a pie, brawd.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Sperging out at the worst bit on history. I was wrong about you D

 

[DMAN]

Sperging out at the worst bit on history. I was wrong about you D

For future reference:

Putting you in your place =/= Sperging out

Just to enlighten you, it's not a dramatic world-ending event just because it happened to you. Being DTOLD is what happens to every jabrone just like you. You're not special.

 

[DMAN]

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Now you spent the time to go use magical demonic computers to conjure a fake image of The DMAN... And you're not sperging out?

You remind The DMAN of a little lapdog in a pool struggling to swim, gasping for survival.

 

[DMAN]

You tried to poke The DBEAR, and it didn't work out in your favor. That's okay. Take this as a lesson.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Next thing you’ll say is you liked the ‘we are the world’ bit.

 

[Professor Rape]

Next thing you’ll say is you liked the ‘we are the world’ bit.

I liked it except for Jim

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I liked it except for Jim

You can say that for most things

 

[FamilyDollar]

She was a hot girl

Was she? Didn't Norton fuck her? Nice AIDS diagnosis, whore.