I saw a possum today

[guest]

While this is true, here in the states both are used to describe the opossum. Opossum means white animal, opossums usually have white faces.

Opossum master race, fawk yeah!

 

[RedHeadpw2]

wwaw with raccoons? there's a definite rise in their numbers where I'm at and you hear their late night squabbles over garbage.

I've never heard of their numbers going down without a bunch of good ol' boys purposely trying to massacre them in an area. They're like coyotes in most of California. Thrive almost anywhere.

 

[Carl Winslow]

If you want a possum, just drive around FL for five minutes. you'll find one.

and who ever said raccoons are not dangerous, you are a retard.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

If you want a possum, just drive around FL for five minutes. you'll find one.

and who ever said raccoons are not dangerous, you are a retard.

But you'd have to go to Florida...

 

[guest]

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[Riccardo Bosi]

Possums are fine until they get into your roof, the cunts. They're a real fawken prawblem.

 

[guest]

Kevin can catch a machete to the neck.

My thoughts exactly. I visualised swinging a sword at that pecking faggot's giraffe neck and seeing his dumb headless body keep running around for 30 seconds until it dropped. After that it's time for a bird barbecue.

That dude seems funny but deeply autistic.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

and who ever said raccoons are not dangerous, you are a retard.

Raccoons are dangerous to you? Do you live near a rabies factory? You’d have to be a fucking Tomlinson-level moron to get injured by a raccoon.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I love da possums. Pick one up sometime, they're sorta like cats.
Raccoons are cunts. The nigger of the trash animals. If you see one during the day, stay away or shoot it, because it's likely rabid.
Squirrels are the best though. Gain their trust and they'll love you until they're eaten by a hawk, or creamed by a dump truck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love da possums. Pick one up sometime, they're sorta like cats.
Raccoons are cunts. The nigger of the trash animals. If you see one during the day, stay away or shoot it, because it's likely rabid.
Squirrels are the best though. Gain their trust and they'll love you until they're eaten by a hawk, or creamed by a dump truck.

I used to train chipmunks to take peanuts from my hand when I was a kid and they'd sort of follow me around when I was out in the yard.