"Just go in there, demand to speak to the owner and shake his hand! If he tells you there are no positions available, grab a broom and start sweeping!!!"
Now, if I was a boomer I’d start impotently shouting about how “I WORK HARD AND PAY MY TAXES THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE” but I’m not because that’s retarded selfish boomer think. Both me and my grandma appreciate the staff are doing their best in impossible circumstances.
Boomers are a uniquely retarded group. One of the only hiveminds of people who have absolutely no idea they belong to a group. Gay zoomers, woke millennials, gen X retards all strive to signal that they're part of their group...
But boomers? They have no fucking idea there are millions of other people who look and talk exactly like them, wearing novelty t-shirts, big dark sunglasses, white skechers, political messages on their trucker hat, all parroting the exact same vomit to everyone they come across. They all walk slowly like zombies, their mouths open, eyes squinting, staring up at the sky like the soot-covered victims on 9/11. That's IF they even bother to walk - usually they are riding immobility scooters.
Entitlement is one of the most hateable qualities in people, yet it seems boomers always take it a step beyond shameless. They pretend to have morals, ideals, their own thoughts, but the second they're in a spot where someone tells them "No" they cause a scene and behave in a way that no person should ever want others to witness.
I understand they didn't grow up with the threat of cameras in their faces all day, but smarten the fuck up and get with the program. What I love is when these faggots are PROUD that they can't operate a smart phone (a literal children's toy) like their incompetence is a badge of honor. Wow you're such a down-to-earth person who appreciates the simple things, while you're making irrational demands and slowing everyone else's life down.
And thank you for mentioning the vaccine, online people always conflate boomers with right wing anti-vax types and that's simply not the case. I kept overhearing these dumb old fucks during the hysteria "Did you hear Jane lost her job because she refused the vaccine? What an IDIOT! Just TAKE it!" they said with total fucking sincerity. It took everything in me to not start screaming at these entitled senseless old fucking idiots. Needless to say I was rooting for covid to take them all out.
I'm all in with the vaccines, trans agenda, etc. because it's clearly population control, and we need less of these hateable leeches taking up space.
Nobody put a gun to anyones head and made them go $300,000 into debt.
Yeah, they only indoctrinate them to become lifetime customers in a daily 8-hour program for 15 years. Why don't they know any better? You are literally government property, son.