I really don’t want to hear that Pat has an average IQ ever again

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat hates when people dont listen his weather reports

 

[Sue Lightning]

Fucking lol. Dummy can’t even do addition . Fuck politics he shouldn’t even be talking about the weather….people always say it but sometimes i feel like we’re making fun of an actual retard

 

[Coonskin]

There is no such thing as El Niño, niño.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

What you never heard of Saudi Amilwuakeea it's always a 130 degrees there.

Asth the prophet Motheth onthe thaid

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Just a general observation about white cucks/his archetype- what does "winning" in life look like to him? What is the end game here?

Like OK look- he failed as a man in the most profound and meaningful way possible and there is no recovery from it. He bailed on his little baby girl, an innocent toddler, because his wife said mean things about him. I 100% understand that the self hatred and trauma from this is nothing that can be reversed under any circumstances, and so self-discovery/personal growth for Patrick will always have a hard stop at "still a piece of shit." And so naturally your impulse is to side with the politics that invites a persona of weakness (add in his dimwitted "public intellectual" bit so that he can "ummm acktuallly..." ppl all day and you've got a personality-ish to work with). I get this. I even empathize with it.

But again I reiterate what's the end game for these people? The people who pretend to respect as you as "one of the good ones" don't actually respect you. At all. They mock you behind your back and often to your face. The adults/good men of the world absolutely despise you. You're not gaining financially from the bit. There is no tangible benefit to being this kind of goofball, slovenly cuck figure because he's neither talented nor Jewish enough to work a significant financial angle into the picture. It's just cheap dopamine hits, and that's it.

I wish Pat could see the big picture. We might not be able to save Ant but there is still time for Fatrick to reinvent himself, make amends with his daughter/be involved in her everyday life, become a man on a 101 level, get a job etc.

You’re giving Rick too much credit. There’s never been an endgame for him; he can’t think that far ahead. Winning to Rick is a power fantasy that he will keep chasing and will never happen: All of us are in prison for calling him names and making fun of him. Turning his victim status into fortune and glory and eventually being recognized as the smartest and most talented man in the room. This is the same faggot who made a claim that he’s got high society friends in NYC.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Banging Jill in retirement.

A totally normal way to talk about an elderly couple.

I wonder if Jill's a squirter like Carol. Either way both Joes got the girl