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THE STARS AT NIGHT! ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!Fawk yeah muthahucka
(now you do the thing)
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THE STARS AT NIGHT! ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!Fawk yeah muthahucka
Fuck that shit. I understand why most people are annoyed by Texans, but we’ve got beavers down here as well and we don’t let them boss us around.THE STARS AT NIGHT! ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!
(now you do the thing)
JUST DO THE FUCKING THINGFuck that shit. I understand why most people are annoyed by Texans, but we’ve got beavers down here as well and we don’t let them boss us around.
You know what Abe after your performance of our glorious song I would like to let you know that if you want to be reinterred I’ve got a nice spot under a Live Oak set aside just for you.WHEN I'M IM TEXAAAAAAS!
There, I took care of it.
Gotta do FUCKING everything and what's that get me? Accused of eating shit.
That's exactly what I need! Can you dig me up?? I'm not even a real jew. I lied to get better acting roles and I ended up getting buried I a jew cemetery and that's why I'm not allowed into Heaven. I just need to be buried literally anywhere else.You know what Abe after your performance of our glorious song I would like to let you know that if you want to be reinterred I’ve got a nice spot under a Live Oak set aside just for you.
Edit: I’ll let the whole Jew thing slide. I won’t tell the neighbors.
Nah you gotta arrange to get your deadass to at least Fort Worth or Wichita Falls. I can come and get you from there.That's exactly what I need! Can you dig me up?? I'm not even a real jew. I lied to get better acting roles and I ended up getting buried I a jew cemetery and that's why I'm not allowed into Heaven. I just need to be buried literally anywhere else.
Fuck. I'll work on it. My grandson Jamie is kind of a fag about it when I ask him. You know what he does? He writes erotic novels.Nah you gotta arrange to get your deadass to at least Fort Worth or Wichita Falls. I can come and get you from there.
Well the nice thing about being dead is you have all the time in the world to figure it out.Fuck. I'll work on it. My grandson Jamie is kind of a fag about it when I ask him. You know what he does? He writes erotic novels.
Make you wanna lose your "sap"?Jap maples are pretty
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