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I propose a spruce to all my forum enemies

FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
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10,703
👏👏👏👏👏WHEN I'M IM TEXAAAAAAS!

There, I took care of it.

Gotta do FUCKING everything and what's that get me? Accused of eating shit.
You know what Abe after your performance of our glorious song I would like to let you know that if you want to be reinterred I’ve got a nice spot under a Live Oak set aside just for you.

Edit: I’ll let the whole Jew thing slide. I won’t tell the neighbors.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The bastard son of a thousand whores
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127,383
You know what Abe after your performance of our glorious song I would like to let you know that if you want to be reinterred I’ve got a nice spot under a Live Oak set aside just for you.

Edit: I’ll let the whole Jew thing slide. I won’t tell the neighbors.
That's exactly what I need! Can you dig me up?? I'm not even a real jew. I lied to get better acting roles and I ended up getting buried I a jew cemetery and that's why I'm not allowed into Heaven. I just need to be buried literally anywhere else.
 

FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
Forum Clout
10,703
That's exactly what I need! Can you dig me up?? I'm not even a real jew. I lied to get better acting roles and I ended up getting buried I a jew cemetery and that's why I'm not allowed into Heaven. I just need to be buried literally anywhere else.
Nah you gotta arrange to get your deadass to at least Fort Worth or Wichita Falls. I can come and get you from there.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The bastard son of a thousand whores
Forum Clout
127,383
Nah you gotta arrange to get your deadass to at least Fort Worth or Wichita Falls. I can come and get you from there.
Fuck. I'll work on it. My grandson Jamie is kind of a fag about it when I ask him. You know what he does? He writes erotic novels.
 
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