I miss my ex-wife.

[Snake]

That frog has lips like Patrick

Felony amphibian comparison.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Seriously, what the fuck is going on there?

People Think Meghan Markle Is a Robot in This Video and I'm Officially Done with the Internet

There's a very simple answer to all of this confusion.

www.harpersbazaar.com

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Young ade could process some of my semen, if you see what I'm getting at. All do respect.

Think about how she was able to turn one dab of Patricks Mountain Dew ridden, low-t cum, into a child. Her insides were churning with desire after years of sexual dissatisfaction. Could probably fry an egg on her stomach with those piping hot ovaries.

 

[Snake]

Think about how she was able to turn one dab of Patricks Mountain Dew ridden, low-t cum, into a child. Her insides were churning with desire after years of sexual dissatisfaction. Could probably fry an egg on her stomach with those piping hot ovaries.

Natural blonde, blue eyes, cute and milky creamy skin. I'll bet you her butthole is flesh tone. She was designed to be the most fertile woman alive.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Nicky walks into Hooligans holding a frog

Bartender says “Hey whats with the slimey toad?”

Frog says “I dunno, bitch picked up out of the lake and wont put me down”

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Someone get this bitch some makeup

Applied with a sledgehammer

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Natural blonde, blue eyes, cute and milky creamy skin. I'll bet you her butthole is flesh tone. She was designed to be the most fertile woman alive.

She was so fertile she made a baby with his butt cum and not his balls.

 

[Guyincognito]

“Military Mortgage Processor”

And she serves the troops? Ade truly is a sweet baby angel

 

[guest]

Seriously, what the fuck is going on there?

Seriously. Wtf?

 

[guest]

Nicky walks into Hooligans holding a frog. She eyes a thick study woman across the bar. She buys a miller lite for the woman who then walks over and says, "thanks, but whats with the frog". Nicole replies, this frog will perform the best oral sex you've ever had. After several more millers, curiosity gets the best of the wide gal and she commands nickie, "send the frog behind the meatload dumpster and i'll see what it can do." They huddle behind the dumpster and the frog just sits there. After a while Nicole wipes the drunken drool from her face, picks up the frog and drunkenly mumbles,

"I'm only going to show you this one more time"

Nice long-winded joke, stupid.

Stick to math, nerd.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

uhhhh lady trucker is on the line.....

no she isn't

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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That picture of Niki is a hair twist away from being of some hipster faggot in Brooklyn.

 

[Harry Powell]

Seriously, what the fuck is going on there?

Animatronic

 

[FurBurger]

So who's the giant lady holding Nikki?

 

[Bigsmooth]

Nicky walks into Hooligans holding a frog. She eyes a thick study woman across the bar. She buys a miller lite for the woman who then walks over and says, "thanks, but whats with the frog". Nicole replies, this frog will perform the best oral sex you've ever had. After several more millers, curiosity gets the best of the wide gal and she commands nickie, "send the frog behind the meatload dumpster and i'll see what it can do." They huddle behind the dumpster and the frog just sits there. After a while Nicole wipes the drunken drool from her face, picks up the frog and drunkenly mumbles,

"I'm only going to show you this one more time"

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Animatronic

Thank you. Fucking boomers

*derp! Why do they look so robotic??? Must be the jews!!*

They're literally Madame Tussaud's figurines

 

[guest]

Natural blonde, blue eyes, cute and milky creamy skin. I'll bet you her butthole is flesh tone. She was designed to be the most fertile woman alive.

meanwhile Niki's butthole is permanently blown out like a baboon and a dark brown/black color.