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I miss dan so much

Riccardo Bosi

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i didn't take it that way. just run of the mill simping. would be gay to do it for a dude.
Well we both agree that it's simpy and we can leave the racism out of it, but it's still, ya know, "you people might need the money" shit.

Same thing that happened to you and @CarolMaxheinie : "fatherlessness is common in your community, isn't it?" "gay guys are promiscuous and weird in your community, aren't they?"

I was born in 1990 and have a good penis, I understand demographics. The fucking patronizing fuck.
 

Feltch My Ass

Dan posting, it’s what’s for Dinner
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Stuttering john had a price, and would actually get eyes on his podcast if he let the board do some kicking

So to think that was a dumb investment, but investing in @captain_kamala is some apex simp

Not to take away from your natural talent, but stuttering john might have dropped some nice insider info

Dan is retarded is what I’m trying to say
 

Jenna

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Was this before or after the "free pizza" episode where that guy's real name got doxxed? I was joking in chat that if I won I wanted to give the pizza to "Bam's stupid kids", as a joke but also I really don't need a $25 Pizza Hut gift card. Worth giving it up for one punchline about feeding pepperoni to black children instead of, you know.

You don't need to do a lot of work to manipulate Dan emotionally. Just plant a little seed - aw Bam is a single mother, she can have my pizza if she wins. Let that seed gestate in that simp brain of his, next thing ya know the postman is delivering a fresh new copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate to two excited kids.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Was this before or after the "free pizza" episode where that guy's real name got doxxed? I was joking in chat that if I won I wanted to give the pizza to "Bam's stupid kids", as a joke but also I really don't need a $25 Pizza Hut gift card. Worth giving it up for one punchline about feeding pepperoni to black children instead of, you know.

You don't need to do a lot of work to manipulate Dan emotionally. Just plant a little seed - aw Bam is a single mother, she can have my pizza if she wins. Let that seed gestate in that simp brain of his, next thing ya know the postman is delivering a fresh new copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate to two excited kids.
it was the pizza episode i was bummed i couldn't be in the running
 

Opie Army

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lol remember Martin? I got him to repeat his post twice because I said there was a glitch on the forum and sometimes posts don't come through properly. Then I got him with the "I HEARD YOU!". I can't believe I got that to work on here. Good old Martin...
Wonder if i have access to my Martinisgay sock acct on reddit
 

Jenna

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it was the pizza episode i was bummed i couldn't be in the running

Oh shit so I could have gotten the other NPS guests gifts if I tried. Hey Dan, Mew's been a good friend, maybe you can treat her and her hubby to a nice dinner? Boomia's a great dad isn't he, maybe you can buy 5 tickets to an indoor water park somewhere in Ontario. Just schinkle bout it Dan (that's a reference) it's your decision big guy!
 

captain_kamala

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Oh shit so I could have gotten the other NPS guests gifts if I tried. Hey Dan, Mew's been a good friend, maybe you can treat her and her hubby to a nice dinner? Boomia's a great dad isn't he, maybe you can buy 5 tickets to an indoor water park somewhere in Ontario. Just schinkle bout it Dan (that's a reference) it's your decision big guy!
possibly but i like feeling more special than everyone else. thanks for the role you played in this.
 
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