I love that he's wasting so much time on this

[guest]

Wait... he thinks this is getting PUBLISHED??

I thought he was just pissing around for practice.

If his agent bothers to read past the first page I would be astounded.

It should be out just in time for the holidays. Throw it a preorder!

 

[Clint Ruin]

Wait... he thinks this is getting PUBLISHED??

I thought he was just pissing around for practice.

If his agent bothers to read past the first page I would be astounded.

His dumb tweet joking about it got enough likes that Mr. Dopamine-Hit started thinking "I'm onto something here". There is so little interest in his books that any positive response to one of his stupid ideas is met with ridiculously overboard enthusiasm.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is pat thinking he can try and swoop in and steal Uncle Pauls fan fiction Hugo. Make an easy short xmas story using already made characters. It will be perfect since the Hugos are in december. He will get extra points for it being festive. They will praise him and ask him to do a reading. At least thats how it plays out in pats head.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

It should be out just in time for the holidays. Throw it a preorder!

Burn a credit!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"How about a re-imagining of Irreversible with yours truly?"

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Except the woman would be brutally beating him. He'd never overpower someone

 

[Stent]

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'Once again, I do humbly beg your pardon, sirs and madams. I am a dreadful sort and should alleviate your lives of my inhabitance.'

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Wait... he thinks this is getting PUBLISHED??

I thought he was just pissing around for practice.

If his agent bothers to read past the first page I would be astounded.

Agent?
Published?
Nigga what?

 

[guest]

People can read fanfiction online for free, stupid, keep pretending you're even treading water while you're desperately throwing shit at the wall and hoping anything will stick.

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For fuck’s sake. His daughter is being raised by another (worthier) man and this is what he’s focused on? To quote a great late comedian,’ He seems kinda gay.’

 

[Chive Turkey]

A letter arrives at the estate.

"Sir,
It would give me great pleasure to be able to make your acquaintance. Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Josiah Moonworth, Esq. I write for The London Times and I take great interest in your tale of woe facing off the dread street urchins. If you would grant me the privilege of taking your testimonials, I'm sure that, together, we shall bring their reign of avarice to a timely end.
I remain your humble and obediant servant,
Josiah Moonworth"

DICKENS : "Egads! This change in fortunes is just what I desired! I shall dispatch a reply forthwith."

*several weeks later*

JOSIAH : "SIR, I regret to inform you that you are, in actuality, a corpulent sodomite who suffers from gynecomastia and also that the periodical will be terminated. What say you, stop?"

DICKENS : "Aha! Alas for you, sir, but I had suspected a ruse from the start! The constables are monitoring these telegrams as you deign to send them, and gaol shall be your future accomodation, you suckling! ...Stop."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think its great that they just made a re-imagining of this story with the Rock starring in it. So pat tries to do something similar. He never has an original idea and even when he tries to steal ideas he makes them so much worse.

 

[Clint Ruin]

think its great that they just made a re-imagining of this story with the Rock starring in it

Appropriately treating it as a one-off joke concept, and not wasting time trying to do it for real

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Appropriately treating it as a one-off joke concept, and not acting wasting time trying to do it for real

Anytime he will mention it everyone will think " The Rock just did that.." It reminds me of that short story he wrote a couple years back. People on the website (NYTimes?) were immediately saying that it was just like The Expanse but not as good.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I cannot comprehend the level of retardation required to think writing a sequel to A Christmas Carol is a good idea.

He just thinks every idea that pops into that fat head of his is genius and needs to be acted upon. Fat fucking fool.

 

[guest]

I cannot comprehend the level of retardation required to think writing a sequel to A Christmas Carol is a good idea.

He just thinks every idea that pops into that fat head of his is genius and needs to be acted upon. Fat fucking fool.

His followers are demanding it, child. Only Patrick is capable of pulling this sequel off. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I cannot comprehend the level of retardation required to think writing a sequel to A Christmas Carol is a good idea.

He just thinks every idea that pops into that fat head of his is genius and needs to be acted upon. Fat fucking fool.

In his defense, he just tweets about them - he doesn't really "act upon" anything.

Unless it's the birth of his daughter - then that chubster takes off like Usain Bolt.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Darn that wretched cur Gin Bottle Jonathan! Oh! How he vexes me so!